Just got an ad promoting "our birthday sale". Immediately thought "cool, they know it's my birthday". Then realized it's THEIR birthday and that MINE was in December.
My 5 year old nephew's bowling shoes today said size 12 29 on the back. I took it as a good sign until he beat me in the 2nd game. Candlepin bowling (with bumpers) is tougher than you think.
Stepped on the scale this AM, was 10 pounds lighter than normal and for an instant thought "maybe, been sweating a lot in this heat". Stepped on it again. False alarm.