Mathtron 5000

That Guy from the Internet™ | He/they | LSU Alumni | Canon to every Cinematic Universe | Deadbeat/Zomily/Sanallite

[Mathtron 5000 @Mathtron5000]

Damn.

[Saltydkdan @saltydkdan]

E-sex cuck chair

[Foolish Baseball @FoolishBB]

wait a second…

…this isn’t baseball either

[Awesomust @awesomust]

Y’know what?

Thinking about it, this IS perhaps the most accurate image

[Is This Real Art ? @IsThisRealArt_]

Yes! Love to see people come up with this in real life scenes!

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

"We took the freedom of speech away"
Amazing how he just says this stuff outloud isn't it?

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

SERIOUS QUESTION: Why is it socially acceptable to tell poor people how to spend their money ?? But when we ask the rich to stop hoarding wealth, the response is always “it’s their money”.

[IsseixAsia @IsseiAsiax]

i personally dubbed it "lemming phenomenon" few years ago when ranting to coworker
you give a person an instruction "okay open this file" and they try to open it and this window pops out
it completely stunlocks them and they are unable to proceed

[Jenni @hashjenni]

This is how you protest. Not with cutest signs, not with cringey chants. Not with stupid hats. You roll up your sleeves and fuck some shit up.

I never thought in 2026, that i’d be rooting for Albania and Iran. But here we are.

[tawny @tawnniee]

being under surveillance by the feds used to mean something u had to be somebody

[James @NitroRad]

"use Al or you'll be left behind"

you Al fuckheads put EVERYONE behind

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Oklahoma Baseball went sub-.500 in the SEC, and followed that with one of the most dominant postseasons of all time. This account may have in the past suggested that a team like that shouldn’t make the Playoff.

You may QT this and hassle us in the future.

["Guru Larry" Bundy Jr @LarryBundyJr]

“Having your photo taken with Thomas and Friends seemed pretty simple. You select the engine you wish to be in the photograph, stand in the blue circle, press start button and stand for 5 seconds.
But my son wouldn’t remain in the painted circle, and so I held him in place at arm’s length so as not to be in the photo myself.
When I walked into the souvenir photo shop, the staff were in fits of giggles and this was why.”

[woof @catboynine]

so obsessed with the original image i traced it as latias

[𝕊𝕠𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕥 𝕊𝕪𝕤𝕒𝕕𝕞𝕚𝕟 💾 @reset_by_peer]

I thought this was the reflecting pool because of the algae

[tobyfox @tobyfox]

Please be mindful and don't spoil the game for anyone.