Matt Hutchins

London born & bred data analyst. West Ham fan that's tired of the government making fools of us all. Numbers are a living, spelling is a chore.

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@andrewlawrence Bit like Nige, he don’t give a fuck about anyone outside Nige. People still worship him though. Strange how it works.

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@AlanJoh26375981 @LeeHurstComic Don’t remember Fergie getting beaten by a fella dressed as a dolphin.

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@Alexarmstrong He’s been on holiday in clacton.

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@Bobstroudsnr Apparently their new strap line of ‘Cunt free zone’ has really caught on well and people a flocking in from all over the country. Great work.

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@benonwine No. You focus on what’s in front of you, I don’t care how. You have earned the right to be there. Not hard to understand is it really.

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@mikeysmith @supertanskiii @Nigel_Farage Probably the last round he bought.

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@Nigel_Farage Yep, let’s whip up some more hate and have another riot. Belfast has a little history in that department. Any news on that 5mn? How about another up the RA fella just to top it off?

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@LBC I guess if your slippers go missing you check the dog house not the fish tank?

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@oJARDINEo Depends if they try and shag it first I guess.

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@justin_bighead Nobody ever up the football food chain has ever said “tell you what, less is more.” They just keep sticking their snout in the troff.

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@stevewood_69 @RogerHelmerMEP I think you got the Brexit people voted against.

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@gooner145 I’m not the one announcing our departure though am I? Also even gooner145 would rather us than Spurs in the prem. That was the only other relegation possibility. Still keep chucking your 2 pence in.

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@gooner145 Apparently they have their highest ever listener figs so I doubt you will be missed.

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@itvpeston @Jacob_Rees_Mogg What like red tape due to Brexit?

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@AllisonPearson @lukerobertblack Name these leading virologists.

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@RobertJenrick No tax on 5mn bungs either, what you think dodgy bob?

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@RobertS89565048 @millwall_david These are all great achievements, and you have obviously catered for yourself and your family….the goal post have t changed though for the others not as fortunate as yourself have they? Maybe they should have looked after themselves better financial. It’s not hard is it.

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@Arsenal_rep1 2.5mn ? Wanna buy a calculator? Bell end

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@RobertS89565048 @millwall_david Good for you. Down size and crystallise some of what you worked hard for. As for the others that are really struggling, if after 50 years of work you basically have the same as when you started….you know the rest.

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@RobertS89565048 @millwall_david So you havnt really looked after yourself. The best thing to do is blame anyone but yourself. If at retirement you basically have the same or only slightly more than you became an adult and started work it’s a pretty sad really. Sending all the best during this 50 year travesty.