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[mati @mati_cake]

@AbbeyOpel tbh at least if im being recruited as a scientologist i know im rich!!

[mati @mati_cake]

i cry HEAVILY any time i listen to drivers license even though i relate to approximately 0% of the content and i’m a grown adult

[mati @mati_cake]

@_emilydonkers no seriously imagine you go into a domino’s and shes the manager

[mati @mati_cake]

ok just found out trisha paytas is a manager at dominos now??? explain.

[mati @mati_cake]

@taybillis like her in that uniform sent me

[mati @mati_cake]

@Tesia_Vu yes!! go look at her tik tok im baffled

[Hübbie @BlackTiePenguin]

When countless citizens lost voting rights to criminal offenses over marijuana possession, a White man trespasses onto the lawmaking chambers of the supposed free nation and lights a joint to parade his privilege. Read that as many times as you need to.

[mati @mati_cake]

every month i have to make advertisements for two different divorce lawyers promoting their services and idk i feel bad that i’m like🤪 get a divorce 😀 quick and cheap ✨keep your half of the money 🥵💯

[mati @mati_cake]

I MEANT FILET O FISHES but the fact that i wrote it like chick fil a is making me laugh so im not changing it

[mati @mati_cake]

literally anyone who eats fish a fil as willingly

[mati @mati_cake]

me: *makes sure i mention how sensitive i am in every paper i write so my professors don’t say harsh things to me in their reviews*

[mati @mati_cake]

@ConorMortka by anon he means mati barron 🙄

[mati @mati_cake]

not to sound corny but truly investing in your mental + spiritual + physical health is one of the most REWARDING experiences! you learn how to love yourself in the best way by treating yourself kindly.

[emily spada @emilyspada_]

incase anyone was wondering what it is like to be a woman in sports

[mati @mati_cake]

i told myself for years that i was introverted & scared of meeting new people. turns out i had just internalized my fear of rejection! making new genuine connections with other people is one of the most rewarding life experiences. dont let past hurts prevent your future blessings

[babyboy @thiccandtired__]

HOW MUCH DAYLIGHT THEY TRYNA SAVE?? like damn bitch

[mati @mati_cake]

today i registered for my last semester classes EVERRRRR BYE COLLEGE 🤪 im working so hard but it’s worth it lol

[mati @mati_cake]

period queen you tell em!!!

[CNN @CNN]

BREAKING: JOE BIDEN WINS

Joe Biden will be the 46th president of the United States, CNN projects, after a victory in Pennsylvania puts the Scranton-born Democrat over 270 https://t.co/pZ8pr4cMTG #CNNElection