Old man Dick

[Old man Dick @matidor299]

I do hope your poisoning people with your exotic cocktails. #tenfeettall

[Old man Dick @matidor299]

You like hot tubs when the only thing accompanying you is your breasts. #tits

[Old man Dick @matidor299]

"Disgraceful". What? "Slutculture of today"

[Old man Dick @matidor299]

She's got great big boobS.. I like chewy ones and of course yours my dearest Kristy. #tits

[Old man Dick @matidor299]

What do you wear to the beach? "Exactly what I'm wearing now." Woolen socks jumper and red chords.

[Old man Dick @matidor299]

Since I've lost my hair, I have to wear a sun hat!

[Old man Dick @matidor299]

What's your favorite phrase, Dick...."Fuck off"

[Old man Dick @matidor299]

Sleeping allday again with your thumb up your bum and your mind in neutral, are we?

[Old man Dick @matidor299]

Has anyone seen my hooker

[Old man Dick @matidor299]

So happy I found the remote. Can't miss old David on nature #DavidAttenborough

[Old man Dick @matidor299]

Where am I, Siberia.
#didcot

[Old man Dick @matidor299]

Scandalous behavior from the youth of today, Disgusts me. Bring back the whip for adolescence.

[Old man Dick @matidor299]

#jhb is almost as big as me

[Old man Dick @matidor299]

Your bloody brilliant.

[Old man Dick @matidor299]

You broke my antique letterbox #housecleaners

[Old man Dick @matidor299]

You have a cheeky grin. Have you organised another night of sin?

[Old man Dick @matidor299]

My gp says I have gout. The only problem is that I've lost my pills.

[Old man Dick @matidor299]

The times can do no wrong.

[Old man Dick @matidor299]

Just. Reading the paper on this fine Sunday afternoon x

[Old man Dick @matidor299]

How's your stick of liquorice?