Matilda

Hi guys! Matilda here. I was a House Robot in Robot Wars from 1997-2004! I am here to look for hunky guys, chat with my girlies, and corporate bookings.

[Matilda @matilda_robot]

R.I.P. Kelsey Grammar

[Matilda @matilda_robot]

FACTIVATE: I'm lonely

[Bieberbucks @Bieberbucks]

RETWEET THIS IF BELIEBERS ARE THE BEST FANBASE <3

[Nathaniel Metcalfe (also available on Bluesky) @natmetcalfe]

Hey, has anyone who knows me borrowed my A Warning To The Curious DVD & not given it back? Thank you.

[Matilda @matilda_robot]

@CCfunkandsoul I loved you. I fucking loved you. I don't know what to think anymore.

[Matilda @matilda_robot]

Typical. make a delicious Omelette dinner for @CCfunkandsoul and the cunt cancels. In the words of Shunt: "He fucks pigs" #disappointed

[Matilda @matilda_robot]

"The sun will never set on your career, young Matilda. You truly are the great dame of cybernetics" #LiesThatAlwaysWorked

[Matilda @matilda_robot]

FACTIVATE: I once killed one of the children in the crowd. Luckily it was terminal. To this day I couldn't tell if it was a boy or a girl x

[Matilda @matilda_robot]

Met my local M.P. today. It was a woman. WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Matilda @matilda_robot]

Been watching the Michael Jackson trial. That doctor is scrummy!!!!1 xx #MichaelJackson

[Aaron Bali @aaronbali]

Farewell to @ShippamsPaste. Today is truly a sad day. I'm going to have a sandwich and think of robot wars.

[Matilda @matilda_robot]

FACTIVATE: Craig Charles is left-handed, anti-semitic

[Matilda @matilda_robot]

@adamhess1 Hi hun!

[Matilda @matilda_robot]

"Adopt? I don't understand what you mean by this.... You're a robot. You have a chainsaw as part of your body... Are those tusks?"

[Matilda @matilda_robot]

"I mean...of course you can't have babies. You're a robot" Terrible bedside manner

[Matilda @matilda_robot]

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? In other news I learned I can't have children today. x

[Matilda @matilda_robot]

Well another great day here at the CPZ. Shunt made bagels and @sgtbash burned a Polish family.

[Matilda @matilda_robot]

@mogrees hi