matilde :D ︎ ︎

[ؘ 𝖂 @privwendley]

“Você tá ocupado agora?”

Eu: "Não, porque?"

*Chamada de vídeo recebida*

[𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖇𝖆𝖟𝖎𝖙𝖊 @raisinchoirgirl]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[conta reformada @atordcalma]

It hurts to see people living your dream

[blanc @dqveed]

It looks like a Red Bull ad.

[Doctor @DipshikhaGhosh]

No cure for endometriosis. No proper management for menopause. No adequate symptomatic relief for menstrual discomfort. But let’s get handicapped sperm a wheelchair to make not so healthy babies because it would make men feel strong.

[Diogo @DiogoGTB]

O Carlos moedas acabou de fazer o pior post da história do instagram

[Zoldyck @Michealkaiser_]

if dirty fruit kills me i wasn't meant to survive

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

‘Are you busy?’

Me: ‘No’

*Incoming video call*

[AI, QUE PARVO! @aiqueparvo]

margem de erro de 500€ na montra final do Preço Certo

[ѕααн¹² @_sharaaaaa_]

"ah?"
"But they're green"

[Cat ✨ @slasysh]

Literally everyone in Portugal today 😭

[t⛧ʾ @tomascringe]

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