Matison Akins

Here for the free stalking.

[Matison Akins @matisonak]

@ATC_BAND ❤️‍🔥

[Matison Akins @matisonak]

Have a cause, just be rational.

[Adam Scott @mradamscott]

Yup! Because they were all required to get those other vaccinations as children, in order to attend elementary school.

[Matison Akins @matisonak]

@DaneCook Dave

[Matison Akins @matisonak]

What to watch next? Don’t say season 2 of Ted Lasso. I’m waiting.

[Matison Akins @matisonak]

@ChrissyCostanza I’ll be in Dallas when you’re in Orlando and Orlando when you’re in Dallas. What kind of slap in the face is this?!

[Matison Akins @matisonak]

@Hoobastank calling out an audience member for making a face and blaming your years of repetition? Not a good look guys.

[Matison Akins @matisonak]

@ChrissyCostanza Shake 👏🏻 Shack 👏🏻

[Matison Akins @matisonak]

@ChrissyCostanza @erinasimon Shake Shack tops them all

[Matison Akins @matisonak]

@jim_demass @tomdelonge And the people who make the claims of fraud with zero factual corroboration don’t sound absurd?

[Matison Akins @matisonak]

Here you go @DaneCook. First time, not sure about it yet, but hasn’t looked away yet. We’ve been waiting months for these though. #Planes #PlanesFireAndRescue

[Matison Akins @matisonak]

@AlexGaskarth @ChrissyCostanza Hey guys. Can I play?

[Matison Akins @matisonak]

Signey wins the award for best birthday gifts. @signeyelise https://t.co/45DeiPV0UR

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

“Dude, they’re not 'finding' votes… they’re counting them!”

Jimmy reacts to Trump’s tweet stating some states are “finding” new votes #ElectionResults2020

#FallonMono #FallonTonight

[Matison Akins @matisonak]

Virtual birthday was a success! Happy second birthday to this little cutie ☺️ Mama and Dada love you! #atleymadeline @signeyelise https://t.co/JhINlf0c3Q

[Matison Akins @matisonak]

@SirBenzington @realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS Hoax! My mind went straight to “See, I got it and I beat it. But no, I won’t share my results to prove that I had it in the first place. Now where’s my Kung Flu black belt?!” 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Matison Akins @matisonak]

@DallonWeekes Favorite 80s movie?

[Matison Akins @matisonak]

Who the fuck is Ted Lasso?

[Matison Akins @matisonak]

2020 is gonna be fun! #atleymadeline #raptorwatch2k18 signeyelise https://t.co/MbWqHxtKQa