NEMO HOES

I cut my hair so hoes don't call me Tarzan anymore E.S.T 19XX beer can't kill me

[King™️ @UTDxKing]

They've created a song for Man Utd too 😂, wait for Bruno's part 🥶🔥

[Bloke @UtdBloke_]

If Michael Carrick has changed your life, don't say anything, just Retweet.

[Manchester United Forever @UtdForever7]

🚨Welcome back, Lisandro Martínez!

After a long battle with injury, our warrior is finally back with the squad.

We’ve missed that passion, aggression and leadership at the back. 🔴💥

#MUFC

https://t.co/rkOVHzy8ye

[NEMO HOES @matittywoah]

😂

[Mod @CFCMods]

LETS ALL LAUGH AT MAN UNITED😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[NEMO HOES @matittywoah]

Can I watch the reds announce a fucking player for fuck sake

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Watch the Reds get to work in the gym, in week two of the new season ⤵️💪

[UtdXclusive @UtdXclusive]

🚨🗣️ Wayne Rooney on who he would sign for Manchester United:

"I’d probably sign David De Gea, Manchester United have missed him & I think he could still do a very good job."

#MUFC [@primevideosport]

[Kalshi EPL @KalshiEPL]

Been literal ass for the last 5 years and we’ve managed to reach 5 finals in that period lol

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

You've been asking 👀

A new tifo has been approved by @B_Fernandes8 and will be unveiled before Thursday's #UEL semi-final second leg at Old Trafford 🙌

#MUFC

[Manchester United Die Hard Fans @DieHardUtdFans]

"You know, I taught Beckham how to cross "

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

WHAT A PLAYER

[INVICTUS @thehonorculture]

The best thing you’ll see today!

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Real ones remember 😎

#MUFC

[The United Stand @UnitedStandMUFC]

WE'RE NEVER GONNA STOP! 🇾🇪

[United Zone @ManUnitedZone]

Never gonna stop 🏆

[MUFC Scoop @MUFCScoop]

😍 #MUFC

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

A picture speaks a thousand words.

#MUFC || #UEL

[NEMO HOES @matittywoah]

@raymondgstanley You’re a idiot

[NEMO HOES @matittywoah]

Smh the disrespect to my goat

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🥅 Errors leading to goals against Manchester United:

David De Gea: 17 (in 12 years)

André Onana: 12 (in 2 years)

[FTBLMEMESHUB @ftblmemeshub]

YANITED YANITED YANITED