Simango Hlamarisa

🍏 |The General |Village Champion| Public servant @HeleneFranzHospital |I Listen but make up my own mind

[La-Ndlovu @destiny_ndlovu]

Meneer Scheepers, ons stem volkome saam met hierdie aanstelling 🤣. Begin asseblief by die Musina grenspos. Ondersoek al die werknemers en amptenare daar, en doen ook ’n leefstylaudit op hulle.

[Lowrey @Nwayitel0]

Dr Phophi Ramathuba in Beijing, China, demonstrating how you verify that you are legally entering the country.

“That’s what we’re asking for in our country…that everybody must go through…”

[Li na🌸 @vahphor]

Real Madrid president Florentino Pérez has reportedly addressed Vinícius Jr.’s contract situation, claiming that the club made an offer before the World Cup but that the player’s side changed their position afterward.

He said:

“Before the World Cup, we presented our offer to him. They reviewed it and agreed, but said Vinícius would only sign the contract after the World Cup. However, once the tournament ended, their stance changed. I don’t understand why.

Vinícius’ attitude has changed over time, and I’ve made it clear that Real Madrid is not a club that will beg a player to renew his contract. If he wants to leave, I won’t stand in his way. At Real Madrid, nobody is bigger than the club.”

[Izwe Lethu @LandNoli]

Commissioner Khumalo:

SAPS Head of Risk & Compliance General Matlou says she advised General Masemola to terminate the Medicare24 contract & General Masemola terminated it.

Then why charge him?

[TeeJay @15TeeJay]

IDAC Head - Resigned
Khan - Arrested
Kadwa - Arrested
Khumalo & Others - Charges Dropped
Shibiri - Dismissed
Matjeng - Dismissed
Sergeant Nkosi - Arrested
J Mkhwanazi- Arrested
Mashazi - Arrested
Gxasheka - Arrested
McKenzie - Arrested
Stols - Arrested
Van Vyk - Panic Attacks - Hospitalised
Carrim - Hospitalized - Mental - Illness
Perumal - to be arrested maybe ?
Padeyachee - to be arrested maybe ?

And Many More….

General Sibiya, do you still stand by these words?

#MadlangaCommission

[ModernMaverick @M0dern_Maverick]

THE 12 RULES MEN LEARN TOO LATE AFTER A WOMAN DESTROYS THEIR PEACE

[Simango Hlamarisa @matizen82]

@absolutkylian Sergio Bullskirt (Barcelona)

[MDN NEWS @MDNnewss]

WATCH🚨

EFF leader Julius Malema tells IDAC head Andrea Johnson that she is a quality leader who reminds him of the late Winnie Madikizela-Mandela.

🎥 MDN News archives

[Zintoh Mhlanga @MediaZaban865]

Oh Dineo, my child!

[Adi el Grande @icardo8]

Sir Alex Ferguson sobre las actuaciones de Lionel Messi en la Copa Mundial de la FIFA 2026.

🗣️ “He pasado toda mi vida viendo fútbol. He dirigido contra los mejores jugadores, he entrenado a algunos de los mejores y he presenciado generaciones de talento. Pero lo que Lionel Messi está haciendo a los 39 años está más allá de cualquier cosa que haya visto jamás.”

“La mayoría de los jugadores a esa edad están retirados hace tiempo o luchando por seguir el ritmo del juego moderno. ¿Messi? Él está llevando a Argentina a otra final de la Copa Mundial. No está sobreviviendo, está dominando. Esa es la diferencia.”

“La gente sigue preguntando cómo lo sigue haciendo. La respuesta es simple: su cerebro futbolístico está décadas por delante de todos los demás. Ya no necesita correr más rápido que tú porque ya ha visto los próximos tres pases antes de que hayas dado tu primer paso.”

“Mira este torneo. Cada vez que Argentina necesitaba que alguien diera un paso al frente, Messi respondió. Cuando estaban bajo presión, él exigió el balón. Cuando Inglaterra pensó que tenía un pie en la final, Messi cambió completamente el partido con dos asistencias espectaculares. Así es como se ve la grandeza.”

“Puedes organizar tu defensa perfectamente, asignar dos o tres jugadores para marcarlo y pasar meses analizando cada movimiento que hace. Nada de eso garantiza nada porque él solo necesita un segundo para destruir noventa minutos de trabajo duro.”

“Lo que más me asombra no es la habilidad, es la mentalidad. Cuanto mayor es la ocasión, más tranquilo se vuelve. Mientras todos los demás sienten el peso de una Copa Mundial, Messi juega como si hubiera nacido para estos momentos. Por eso sigue rompiendo corazones y haciendo historia.”

“Voy a decir algo que a algunas personas no les va a gustar, pero no me importa. Nunca veremos a otro futbolista como Lionel Messi. Cuando se retire, una era del fútbol se retira con él. Los jugadores ganarán Balones de Oro, marcarán cientos de goles y levantarán trofeos, pero nadie combinará genio, consistencia, longevidad y humildad de la manera en que él lo ha hecho.”

“Disfruten cada minuto que aún está en el campo, porque cuando Lionel Messi se aleje del fútbol, el juego perderá un pequeño pedazo de su alma. Habrá grandes jugadores después de él, pero nunca habrá otro Lionel Messi.

[𝐕𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐨 @Varticoo]

From Portugal to France and now England.

Nobody switches teams like Ronaldo fanboys.

[Siyakhula @misumuzi_4]

🎈‼️🔥 The Parliamentary Ad Hoc Committee Report fails to find any corruption or illegal activities by the following individuals:

1. Major-General Feroz Khan
2. Mr Molefe
3. Mr Maumela
4. Commissioner Julius Mkhwanazi
5. Paul O'Sullivan
6. Ms Trent
7. Minister Senzo Mchunu
8. Lieutenant-General Sibiya
9. Vusimuzi "Cat" Matlala
10. Brown Mogotsi
11. Mr Cele
12. Advocate Andrea Johnson
13. Honourable Fadiel Adams
14. Honourable Dianne Kohler Barnard
#MadlangaCommission

[🅱🅸🅲🅷⚽️🆈 @Messi_TheGOAT]

Watch Messi's 🐐 All 9⃣1⃣9⃣ Career Goals‼️

6️⃣7️⃣2️⃣ Goals for Barcelona ✅
3️⃣2️⃣ Goals for PSG ✅
9️⃣0️⃣ Goals for Inter Miami ✅
1️⃣2️⃣5️⃣ Goals for Argentina ✅

The greatest there is, the greatest there ever was and the greatest there ever will be!

1️⃣1️⃣6️⃣2️⃣ Games

1️⃣3️⃣3️⃣5️⃣ Career Goal Contributions ✅
1️⃣1️⃣4️⃣7️⃣ Club Goal Contributions ✅
1️⃣8️⃣8️⃣ Country Goal Contributions ✅

9️⃣1️⃣9️⃣ Career Goals ⚽️ ✅
1️⃣2️⃣5️⃣ Goals for Argentina ✅
7️⃣9️⃣4️⃣ Club Goals ✅
6️⃣7️⃣2️⃣ Goals for Barcelona ✅
3️⃣2️⃣ Goals for PSG ✅
9️⃣0️⃣ Goals for Inter Miami ✅

8️⃣0️⃣5️⃣ Non-Penalty Goals ✅
1️⃣1️⃣4️⃣ Penalties ✅
1️⃣0️⃣9️⃣ Outside the Box (Excluding Free-Kicks) ✅
3️⃣1️⃣ Headers ✅
7️⃣2️⃣ Free-kicks ✅
6️⃣1️⃣ Hat-tricks ✅
1️⃣8️⃣1️⃣ Braces ✅

4️⃣1️⃣6️⃣ Career Assists 🅰️ ✅
6️⃣3️⃣ Assists for Argentina ✅
3️⃣5️⃣3️⃣ Club Assists ✅
2️⃣6️⃣9️⃣ Assists for Barcelona ✅
3️⃣4️⃣ Assists for PSG ✅
5️⃣0️⃣ Assists for Inter Miami ✅

4️⃣6️⃣ Countries Scored Against
1⃣2️⃣3️⃣ Clubs Scored Against

Lionel Messi 🐐 has so far won 4️⃣8️⃣ trophies and over 1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ individual awards in his professional football career!

📈6️⃣ 🏆 TROPHIES WITH ARGENTINA
2️⃣ Copa America ✅
1️⃣ FIFA World Cup ✅
1️⃣ Finalissima ✅
1️⃣ Olympics Gold ✅
1️⃣ FIFA U-20 World Cup ✅

📈3️⃣5️⃣ 🏆 TROPHIES WITH BARCELONA
1️⃣0️⃣ La Liga ✅
4️⃣ UEFA Champions League ✅
7️⃣ Copa del Rey ✅
8️⃣ Supercopa ✅
3️⃣ UEFA Super Cup ✅
3️⃣ FIFA Club World Cup ✅

📈3️⃣ 🏆 TROPHIES WITH PSG
2️⃣ Ligue 1 ✅
1️⃣ Trophée des Champions ✅

📈4️⃣ 🏆 TROPHY WITH INTER MIAMI
1️⃣ MLS Cup ✅
1️⃣ Leagues Cup ✅
1️⃣ Supporters Shield ✅
1️⃣ Eastern Conference Championship ✅

EXAMPLES OF INDIVIDUAL AWARDS
1️⃣4️⃣ Argentine Footballer of the Year ✅
9️⃣ La Liga Best Player ✅
8️⃣ Pichichi Awards ✅
8️⃣ Ballon d'Or Awards ✅
8️⃣ FIFA Best Player Awards ✅
6️⃣ World Soccer Player of the Year ✅
6️⃣ European Golden Boot Awards ✅
3️⃣ UEFA Best Player Awards ✅
2️⃣ FIFA World Cup Golden Ball Awards ✅
1️⃣5️⃣ FIFA World Cup Man of the Match Awards ✅
2️⃣ Laureus World Sportsman of the Year ✅
2️⃣ MLS MVP
1️⃣ MLS Golden Boot
1️⃣4️⃣ MLS Player of the Matchday ✅
5️⃣ MLS Player of the Month ✅
1️⃣ Leagues Cup Best Player ✅
1️⃣ Leagues Cup Top Scorer ✅
1️⃣ MARCA America Award ✅
1️⃣ CONMEBOL World Cup Qualifiers Top Scorer ✅
1️⃣ Princess of Asturias Award ✅

Messi 🐐 impressive stats with Argentina 🇦🇷 (2005-2026) include winning 4️⃣ Trophies for in 3️⃣6️⃣ Months:

July 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣1️⃣ - Copa America ✅
June 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣2️⃣ - Finalissima ✅
December 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣2️⃣ - World Cup ✅
July 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣4️⃣ - Copa America ✅

👕 2️⃣0️⃣5️⃣ Games
📈 1️⃣8️⃣8️⃣ Goal Contributions
⚽️ 1️⃣2️⃣5️⃣ Goals
🅰️ 6️⃣3️⃣ Assists

#FIFA
#FIFAWorldCup
#FIFAWorldCup2026

#Argentina 

#Messi𓃵
#Messi
#LeoMessi
#LionelMessi
#GOAT

#Faith
#Humility
#Consistency
#Resilience
#Longevity
#Leadership
#Success
#Inspiration

#Football
#Soccer

[NPASouthAfrica @NPA_Prosecutes]

The founder of LADGAC, Tsebe Philimon Moloto, was granted bail of R50,000 by the Polokwane Magistrates' Court. He is facing two counts of malicious damage to property. He is alleged to have set alight his former girlfriend and business partner’s Toyota Hilux and a signage board.

[The Instigator @Am_Blujay]

The Agenda is clear comrades , if we win we continue cooking Ronaldo and celebrate and if we lose we we post these pictures 🤙🏽

[Yusuf Abramjee @Abramjee]

Witness M, who is expected to testify about a major drug bust, has applied to give evidence in camera before the Madlanga Commission.

According to the witness:

“The information contained in my witness statement is of highly sensitive nature as it involves: heads of state; drug syndicates and crime families; terrorist organisations; politically linked individuals; and
law enforcement officers.

“I firmly believe that if my evidence emanating from my further supplementary statements is made public, I will be placed at serious personal risk. I also believe that this could increase the chance of harm being done to me and/or my family, including the possibility that we could be killed.”

@pule_jones

[Simango Hlamarisa @matizen82]

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[Ricardo Arce @ElGatoArceArce]

A Colombia lo ponen en Semi los Brasileros. Leo sus resultados