Matty🥶

[Matty🥶 @matlizee]

Organized religion took my foreskin

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

I met David more than 4 years ago, when he showed me his short “Kung Fury” & I laughed my ass off & told him if he ever made it a feature, I was in. Now we are having a great time together shooting the feature. His vision & persistence inspires me. I hope it inspires all of you.

[Matty🥶 @matlizee]

“Oh haha im just keto. My body just burns fat, haha gotta eat fat to burn fat!”

[Matty🥶 @matlizee]

I wonder what the pollution in the river is like after rockin river fest, probably just hey y’alls and empty tins of chew as far as the eye can see

[Matty🥶 @matlizee]

@Darn_Pasmen 📠

[Matty🥶 @matlizee]

I have more faith in Kawhi than I do in god

[Richard Dawkins @RichardDawkins]

Under-age people can’t vote. Whatever our criterion for thinking them unqualified (eg insufficiently developed reasoning powers or knowledge) there must be some adults less qualified than some under-age people. Is age the only practical threshold or could others be devised?

[Basketball Forever @bballforever_]

WOAH. Toronto Raptors fans set off FIREWORKS in front of the Warriors hotel at 3:00 AM😳

(via realtorontonewz)

[Matty🥶 @matlizee]

Is rockin river just 3 days of old town road...? Because I’m in

[¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @realbradbrown_]

It's sundress season fellas.

[Matty🥶 @matlizee]

@IronD3AN If she truly is hot it is both deaner

[Matty🥶 @matlizee]

Is she hot or is she just wearing a sundress?

[Matty🥶 @matlizee]

The American political system is so surreal to me this really goes on, the political leaders of the country really say shit like this everyday. Couldn’t even write it if I tried.

[Justice Democrats @justicedems]

"This is the real solution to climate change: babies...the solution to so many of our problems at all times and in all places is to fall in love, get married, and have some kids." -@SenMikeLee on @AOC and @SenMarkey's Green New Deal

[Matty🥶 @matlizee]

There’s only two people better than me and I’m both of em

[Nick Young @NickSwagyPYoung]

I Told Y’all .... I Told Y’all that last name means buckets ... ROY dnt let the mavs hype blind y’all from what’s going on in the A

[Kamscan @Kamscan]

#Kamloops a family is searching for their missing daughter

[Lil B THE BASEDGOD @LILBTHEBASEDGOD]

Who more thick Kanye or trump - Lil B

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Jimmy Butler took "all the 3rd stringers" and beat the starters in practice, per @DarthAmin

[Matty🥶 @matlizee]

Old sad drake is even more depressing now because you think about when he was good