glizzy borden 🛩️

he/him | 🌳 | stop using ai

[glizzy borden 🛩️ @matmos_]

"So you're Ashley's brother?"

[glizzy borden 🛩️ @matmos_]

i can’t wait for the empire to collapse so we can finally go to war with new york again

[Governor Hochul Press Office @NYGovPress]

Ask the Jets and Giants what state they rep :)

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

The Patriots and Seahawks in a rematch of Super Bowl 49

[glizzy borden 🛩️ @matmos_]

seahawks patriots super bowl

[FanDuel @FanDuel]

RedZone commercials 𝗟𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝟭 𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗨𝗧𝗘 in total ⏱️

#NFL

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

🚨NEWS: #Commanders star quarterback Jayden Daniels is wearing a JAPANESE flag on his helmet this season.

Daniels has Japanese heritage as his grandmother is Japanese, and he is is very proud of his heritage.

Jayden is the first Japanese quarterback in #NFL history.

🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵

[glizzy borden 🛩️ @matmos_]

CONCLAVE WAS FINE

[glizzy borden 🛩️ @matmos_]

@ksto21 promotionnn 🤑🤑🤑

[glizzy borden 🛩️ @matmos_]

i’m upset

[Oliver Alexander @OAlexanderDK]

New Jersey residents after seeing an American Airlines B737 take off from Newark

[glizzy borden 🛩️ @matmos_]

it’s fucking insane that people think we’re making this shit up

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

Every hundred years or so New Jerseyans convince themselves they’re being invaded by aliens, nothing you can really do about it except wait it out

[Des @mdez350]

If we had Medicare for all, Brian Thompson would still be alive. Another life taken by private insurance…

[Tony Statovci @tonystatovci]

I’d be mad as hell if I was 27

[glizzy borden 🛩️ @matmos_]

@cosine_cubed 😤

[The Theater Lovers | Will & Rachael @theater_lovers]

Liesl when she found out Rolf was a N*zi:

[ege @egeofanatolia]

I bring a “I think using chatgpt and similar programs is morally wrong” vibe to my workplace that my coworkers don’t really like.

[glizzy borden 🛩️ @matmos_]

starfruit

[〰️ @SenseiCarl_]

We spoke about the ‘Fly’ being an animal named after what it does. Fly. I’ve seen someone said the ‘Anteater’ is also this. It eats ants. Are there any more?

[glizzy borden 🛩️ @matmos_]

actually i wanna see a triathlon start in the schuylkill

[glizzy borden 🛩️ @matmos_]

fuck peacock

[glizzy borden 🛩️ @matmos_]

who’s the dumbass at nbccomfastuniversalfuckall copyright striking olympics videos on here ever heard of free exposure damn