Mat

Like cheap electronics, I become less functional and more prone to failure as I age

[Mat @matprime]

@netflix Maybe you should have started with minor league baseball or WNBA and worked your way up. #PaulTyson

[Mat @matprime]

@Atlanta_Police I didn’t know you had electric vehicles? Oh, no, you’re just blocking the charger like an ***hole at @IBEW613ATLANTA

[Mat @matprime]

@Ford Will the adapter arrive before the usable life of the battery ends in 10-20 years?

[Mat @matprime]

@MarkArum @CWAUnion @ATT https://t.co/8sWMDNoKs9

If you want someone official to comment I can get you someone.

[Mat @matprime]

@MarkArum How about showing some love for the @CWAUnion strike against @ATT on the show this week?

[Mat @matprime]

@FedExHelp This is the third time this driver has not left the package that didn’t require a signature. Someone was home. He didn’t even ting the doorbell

[Mat @matprime]

@FedEx This is the third day this carrier has not left the package I sent myself that didn’t require a signature. He didn’t even ring the doorbell

[Mat @matprime]

@TedLasso @jasonsudeikis @brettgoldstein @brendanhunting Bill Lawrence. Thank you.

[Mat @matprime]

@PublixHelps And apparently Stockbridge Lakes also doesn’t have any ready, according to your app

[Mat @matprime]

@Publix would probably sell more chicken if they actually ever had it ready.

[Mat @matprime]

@PublixHelps Smyrna Crossing, Conyers Ga

[Mat @matprime]

@PublixHelps They had unbreaded wings and overnight roasted chicken ready and that’s it

[Mat @matprime]

Apparently driver has just had this in the car all afternoon.

[Mat @matprime]

@Walmart Now 2 hours 40 minutes late. I shouldn’t have to block off the whole day to wait on a grocery order.

[Mat @matprime]

@MarkArum @wsbradio I’m super scared they’re gonna move you and are auditioning candidates to replace you in the evening.

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

@elonmusk Pssst... if you work at Twitter you should unionize. If you need help contact @AFLCIO

[Mat @matprime]

@WaffleHouse I just went into the Waffle House in Rex, Ga at 9pm and was told they were not taking any more orders. There were two tables full and otherwise empty.

[Mat @matprime]

@tacobell Made my online order. Lobby closed. Online pickup line roped off. How is this helpful?

[Mat @matprime]

@bucees Do you have EV chargers?

[Mat @matprime]

@Ford When will orders open for the 2023 Mach E? I barely missed the cutoff for 2022 and the dealers are trying to price gouge me on one.