saltwater tofu

rootless decadent cosmopolitan transvestite

[saltwater tofu @matramage]

azura in garon's palace:

[saltwater tofu @matramage]

and i have more or less sworn off this website beyond monthly check-ins

[saltwater tofu @matramage]

anyways I'm on estrogen now

[saltwater tofu @matramage]

every month a new tgirl with 500k followers and a twitch career rises from the depths of the ocean and all they fucking do is tweet shit like

wgen you

take estrogen

[saltwater tofu @matramage]

@GoMazinger Hm.

[saltwater tofu @matramage]

every month a new tgirl with 500k followers and a twitch career rises from the depths of the ocean and all they fucking do is tweet shit like

wgen you

take estrogen

[saltwater tofu @matramage]

@_Hli__ unfortunately this means you need to get back into conquest or engage....

[shosho @royfan3000]

Roy and wolt were girls in one of my randomized playthroughs so I thought it'd be fun to draw :)
#fe6 #FireEmblem

[dykes of the round table 🌿🌱🇵🇷 @Krimberr]

Some of yall...

[Genki✨ @Genki_JPN]

Final Fantasy Tactics special illustration by Delicious in Dungeon manga artist Ryoko Kui! 🔥

[puré🎡🐐 @komemerda]

You will look at my toxic exes o.cs again

[respectful huff @alexqarbuckle]

TRUMP: We’re bringing back the Taco Bell chihuahua. We have its bones, we’re cloning, it will be saying “yo quiero Taco Bell” like it did in the 1950s and 1980s. “Yo quiero Taco Bell”… YO QUIERO… and we are bringing back the Quiznos monsters,

[james @jms_tny]

the tweet immediately before this being a photo with his husband… the idea of subjecting yourself to this while in a committed legally binding relationship

[saltwater tofu @matramage]

@_Hli__ "hardest game in the pokemon franchise"

[saltwater tofu @matramage]

i think i will continue to have a "noble savage view of normies" until they stop telling me things like "you can ask ChatGPT to tell you about your past lives"

[saltwater tofu @matramage]

@Krimberr oomf always ahead of the curve....

[victoria "nika" d.s. @njsilvadyne]

literal sayingslop people say just because it's profound-themed. yes I do think being forced to live in an ugly cultureless plastic shithole has had a negative effect on my wellbeing the whole world doesn't revolve around beer calvinism

[saltwater tofu @matramage]

after a five year dry spell you can file for disability

[bilatinman kio @kzzrttt]

in the current gay pervert economy the hottest anime men aren’t your blue eyed white haired shonen jump bishies or even roided out gacha furries. it’s the sleezy dad from crayon shin chan

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Miami be feeling like sodden and gonnorah

[saltwater tofu @matramage]

a crucial part of male socialization is learning which kinds of car you're supposed to be racist towards

[⸸ ɦʟɨ ⸸ @_Hli__]

@matramage still a banger 6 years later