the “Matriarch of Bark”

Flooding your feed with my little smoosh monsters. 🖤

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The BEST smoosh pack 🤍

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Every time I sit down: “HIIIIIIIIIIII MAAAAA!!!”

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Puppies 🤍

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I love my pack of furry lil’ ground goblins. 🤍 Happy National Dog Day!

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Tuna and Fable are ready! #GoHawks

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My other Mama’s boy. Too much big puppy energy to play nursemaid, but what he lacks in utility he makes up in devotion. 🖤

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Surprise Emergency Vet Visit: $426.50 🥲
Prognosis: Mild Swelling and Melodrama

The puppy teeth marks are all superficial. Nothing is broken. Likely just a sprain, but putting him on antibiotics just in case, and pain meds with a heavy dose of pampering.

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Current vibe.

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Puppy pile.

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i’ve been laughing for 30 minutes now

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“Princess Tuna” rules her kingdom with sharp teeth and unabashed vengeance upon anyone who dares enter her realm.

She is the “find out” to your “fuck around.”

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My lil’ smoosh “Toni the Tuna” is outpacing the boys in this litter by body mass and weight. She already knows she’s the big fish in this little pond.

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🖤

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🥹 puppies and puppies and puppies!