Spana Matrix (confused people)

Social and Political Comedian

[Spana Matrix (confused people) @MatrixSpana]

Bora sie tusioamini dini, tunachojua Mungu yupo.

[(---) Onesmo Mushi @EduTalkTz]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mahubiri safi sana haya, hakika mtafika mbinguni.

[Spana Matrix (confused people) @MatrixSpana]

This time around wamemaliza lami, 2030 itakua na mapicha picha sana. Possibilities ni kung'ang'ania kiti, Upinzani kushika dola. Yoote hayo ni kwa sababu yoyote atakae ingia lazima atafilisi watu na kunyonga watu. H. Polepole the prophet

[Lubasha Jr @MarekaMalili]

CCM watakua wajinga sana kukubali kujadiliwa negatively

[Spana Matrix (confused people) @MatrixSpana]

Sie ni wa hovyo sana.

[Lubasha Jr @MarekaMalili]

Katiba yetu kila siku inatu expose how weak our Institutions are.
Kura tuombe wote,tuchaguliwe wote, tutofautiane mitazamo baadhi ya mambo mnitoe haha.
Ruto alimaliza kipindi chake haelewani na Uhuru and Kenyans made a choice.
Hii katiba bado inamtreat VP kama secretary wa Rais

[Spana Matrix (confused people) @MatrixSpana]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Lubasha Jr @MarekaMalili]

Huyo nyuma ni Bodigadi au Madigadi? 😆

[Spana Matrix (confused people) @MatrixSpana]

Kuna namna tupige fekeche za mbowe tupate kiti kwa ile meza

[Lubasha Jr @MarekaMalili]

I hope mtasema ni kiasi gani na Tanesco wanaingiza bei gani kwa Mwaka, mtupunguzie na bei ya Luku 🙏🏼

[Lubasha Jr @MarekaMalili]

Yaani mtu kuwashinda uchaguzi kihalali mnajenga chuki namna hii?

[Lubasha Jr @MarekaMalili]

Zamani gazeti linaweza kuandika "CCM YAPASUKA" na maisha yakaendelea vizuri tuu.
Tumekua washamba kinoma.

[Spana Matrix (confused people) @MatrixSpana]

Hapo ukiongea hivo wanasema we mpinzani. Ujue Bunge letu linatuumiza sana na sheria hizi wanatunga wamelala.

[Lubasha Jr @MarekaMalili]

Yaani unaaenda zako kumtumia samaki mteja stendi, unaambiwa utoe ushuru wa mzigo.
Samaki unaponunua unalipa ushuru, sokoni unalipa ushuru, mabus unayosafirishia yanalipa ushuru, na wewe unayeleta mzigo unaambiwa uulipie ushuru.
Hii nchi kupambana na umaskini ni kifo na kupona.

[Lubasha Jr @MarekaMalili]

Didnt expect much

[Spana Matrix (confused people) @MatrixSpana]

Wazee wa %

[Lubasha Jr @MarekaMalili]

Uzuri wa Nchi, alikuja JK, akaja na Umeme wa Gesi, akaja Magufuli akaachana na Gesi akaenda kwenye Hdro tena.
Wacha tuone heka heka za 2030 +
Wazee a legacy isiyo na muendelezo.

[Spana Matrix (confused people) @MatrixSpana]

Unadhani Ile 3% kwenye migodi ni bahati mbaya? Waliketi, mzungu akasema nipeni lawama mie.

[Lubasha Jr @MarekaMalili]

Kinachosababisha mara nyingi kwenye miradi yetu mikubwa, Makisio lazima yawe madogo kuliko gharama halisi ni nini?
Hatujui kufanya Tathmini? Tunakiuka misingi ya miradi, au
Tunakua hatufanyi hatua za awali vizuri au "business as usual"

[Spana Matrix (confused people) @MatrixSpana]

😀😀😀 usiwe ngumi mkononi.

[Lubasha Jr @MarekaMalili]

Ila kumsikiliza Wasira inataka moyo

[Spana Matrix (confused people) @MatrixSpana]

@Semkae Hapo hayupo anaeumia, ila sheria ni stand kuu ya mabus ni mbezi nje ya hapo ni uvunjifu wa sheria

[Spana Matrix (confused people) @MatrixSpana]

Kama Nchi inatulazimu sasa kuwe na sheria inayokataza viongozi wa kiselikari kua wafanyabiashara.

[Sem @Semkae]

"Hebu angalieni mnatesa abiria. Kama mimi mwenye basi nimeamua kumchukua huyu abiria kumpeleka mpaka anakotaka wewe kinakuuma nini wewe ambaye huna hata basi, nini kinakuuma?" - Ahmed Shabiby

[Spana Matrix (confused people) @MatrixSpana]

@MarekaMalili 🤣🤣🤣

[Spana Matrix (confused people) @MatrixSpana]

Asa CAG atafanya kazi gani kama hatutumii pesa wajameni..?

[Lubasha Jr @MarekaMalili]

Ndio hayo ynasababisha tunashinda bila umeme mara kwa mara siku hizi?

[Lubasha Jr @MarekaMalili]

Ndio hayo ynasababisha tunashinda bila umeme mara kwa mara siku hizi?

[Lubasha Jr @MarekaMalili]

Maisha ya bongo ni kama unaanza game ya 4-0.
Unaanza na kuzaliwa kwenye umaskini, unapata elimu ya mchongo, afya na Lishe na Mchongo, halafu bado kuna Serikali inayotakiwa kukusaidia, ndio inakupiga msumari wa mwisho.

[Spana Matrix (confused people) @MatrixSpana]

Hatuna vya kuzindua sasa mnataka tufanyaje? Na vile mna gubu si mtasema anaumwa nyie?😀😀

[Lubasha Jr @MarekaMalili]

Kwani halikuzinduliaa kipindi cha "Kipara rudisha umeme"?

[Spana Matrix (confused people) @MatrixSpana]

Issue ya hizi stand ni janga la mikoa mingi Tz.

[Faida Magiyula 𝕏 @faida_magiyula]

Stand ya MBEZI inapaswa kutumika ipasavyo, Ofisi ya Mkuu wa Mkoa wa DSM imefanya uamuzi sahihi sana. 👏🏻

[Spana Matrix (confused people) @MatrixSpana]

@mlimaSayuni @YerickoNyerereT We jamaa 😀😀😀, nimeomba huo utafiti ( hio research paper) ambayo waliipuuza sio maoni yako. Lakini pia mtu anaeishi mbagala na safari yake ni kwenda mtwara huyo atasubiri bus mbagala hapo hapo hana haja ya kuja mbezi. Tujitahidi kuelewa