Mat

long time sysadmin now blueteamer / Likes mean read later, not endorsement. #InfoSecRoadie

[Mat @matsec_]

@ceresfauna 💚

[Dr. Susan Meerdink @DrMeerdink]

I taught 135 students today. The two rooms were packed with no open seats. Only about 40 students had masks. When I described why I am wearing a mask and having virtual office hours (1 year old at home, his grandpa doing chemo treatment), I got eye rolls and dramatic sighs.

[Mat @matsec_]

Got caught up with stuffs running late. When's the fire planned @Unallocated ??

[Mat @matsec_]

@FrustratedITGuy @Understudy77 @BlueTeamSherpa @heyalliehansen @CircuitSwan @BsidesDC @Githur @jayrprez @reswob10 @joeklein @Infojanitor @TJ_Null @nyt3star @JellyBeJamin @unluckynum7 @akolsuoicauqol @_surefire_ @lordsaibat @Unallocated Too late.....

[Mat @matsec_]

@FrustratedITGuy @Understudy77 @BlueTeamSherpa @heyalliehansen @CircuitSwan @BsidesDC @Githur @jayrprez @reswob10 @joeklein @Infojanitor @TJ_Null @nyt3star @JellyBeJamin @unluckynum7 @akolsuoicauqol @_surefire_ @lordsaibat @Unallocated Grumble away...you're still coming

[Mat @matsec_]

@akolsuoicauqol @Understudy77 @BlueTeamSherpa @heyalliehansen @CircuitSwan @BsidesDC @Githur @jayrprez @reswob10 @joeklein @Infojanitor @TJ_Null @nyt3star @JellyBeJamin @FrustratedITGuy @unluckynum7 @_surefire_ @lordsaibat @Unallocated I have a pretty busy 2nd but I'll be at @Unallocated for at least a little bit.

[Mat @matsec_]

I'm sitting in the lobby at @BsidesDC with two extra tickets. If you're in the area and free this weekend come on down and I'll get you in. DMs are open.

[Mat @matsec_]

@A_single_bear You are a bear. That is all you need to know. Just relax and love being a bear. You need no reasons. Perhaps a nap will help you stop worrying about it?

[Mat @matsec_]

@BadassBowden I have no words. just hugs.

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@BadassBowden 😢 I'm so sorry

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@swissk1d @ComradeEevee its 40% off because hex trains are PRODUCTIVE TRAINS!

[Mat @matsec_]

Looks like my 'vacation' will be over soon. Just accepted an offer for a new position so I'll have to start actually getting up in the morning again :)

[cyber_cox (@cybercox.bsky.social on bluesky) @Cyber_Cox]

That's... not how this works.

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@p01arst0rm OMG I just found out I want to pet donkeys!

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@DaveWiltse We don't? Calling my ex wife to tell her Twitter has annulled our divorce.

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@find_evil Witnessed a lot of hinky things (and quite a bit of good ones too) during my years serving, but honestly these core values are things everyone should try to emulate.

[Mat @matsec_]

@BadassBowden Have you looked into setting up a Patreon or something similar? A lot of people would probably be very willing to donate monthly if you had a means to do so and lots of small regular donations add up.

[Mat @matsec_]

@BadassBowden Someday I hope to be that good. My current flirting style is to hide in the corner and avoid eye contact with anyone. Strangely enough, that's also my "making friends" and "woot this is a party!" styles.

[Mat @matsec_]

@TheBADASS_army Nothing I've seen them do is inappropriate imo, and if you can't handle a little bit of raunch in your day, then just don't look! The internet is a big place ... you can just ignore the things you don't like instead of feeling the need to vilify them. 4/4

[Mat @matsec_]

I don't get the people accusing @TheBADASS_army of being "inappropriate" with their messages this month. Think about it folks: They work with people who are the victims of revenge porn and who have had racy pics or videos shared without their consent. 1/4

[Mat @matsec_]

@TheBADASS_army With the approach @TheBADASS_army is using, at least the people who need their help can be assured they won't get looked down on by prudes for creating their perfectly valid personal content to begin with. 3/4