mattman (like batman)

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[mattman (like batman) @matt2thefuture_]

Predicting when a tiktoks gonna end on a black screen n tilting ur phone n face so u c a better angle

[mattman (like batman) @matt2thefuture_]

@safestsovnds W*

[mattman (like batman) @matt2thefuture_]

@safestsovnds Omg who's that sexy 2 u x

[mattman (like batman) @matt2thefuture_]

When u go on the search thing on tiktok to look up the pot roast account because you hear the cat died and the thing that comes in the recommended search bar before u even start typing is pot roast recipes

[mattman (like batman) @matt2thefuture_]

Hi twitter long time no see I don't have the motivation to use an app

[mattman (like batman) @matt2thefuture_]

Can't believe me never using twitter meansbi missed this support

[tttt @safestsovnds]

in my matt era ..x

[kiko @aokikeii]

hi can anyone over 18 do my uni groups fun little music study pls it takes 5 mins and you'll get a score at the end how fun does that sound
https://t.co/Vp0zeuplDJ

[mattman (like batman) @matt2thefuture_]

@safestsovnds 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭Nando chickpea burger? I hardly even know her

[mattman (like batman) @matt2thefuture_]

@safestsovnds 😭😭

[mattman (like batman) @matt2thefuture_]

Does any1 else have dreams like pretty regulslry where u get a dog but then u keep forgetting 2 feed it n either it dies or it tries to kill u so then u have 2 lock it in a basement that doesn't exist in real life

[mattman (like batman) @matt2thefuture_]

I'm never getting a pet

[mattman (like batman) @matt2thefuture_]

@aokikeii peeon/him

[mattman (like batman) @matt2thefuture_]

Does any1 else have this thing where judt like the mention of a food you hate makes u feel sick just saw the word mayo written down suddenly n it's genuinely ruined my day

[mattman (like batman) @matt2thefuture_]

@safestsovnds Sueing 4 copyright 🙄🙄🙄

[mattman (like batman) @matt2thefuture_]

When u walk into a train toilet n the floors wet n sticky 🥴🥴🧐🧐

[mattman (like batman) @matt2thefuture_]

Pls pls no more 5iktoks about massive hous3 spiders in the uk on my fyp I beg

[mattman (like batman) @matt2thefuture_]

Why tiktok keep showing me exclusively random photo montages w 2 likes and then vids from accounts I blocked time ago (that still show up as blocked when I go 9n the account)

[mattman (like batman) @matt2thefuture_]

@thisisnot_izzy Me not watching LI 5his year had me initially reading this like viva la revolution, liberte egalite fraternite

[mattman (like batman) @matt2thefuture_]

When ur happy bcos the last part of the journey should be without some1 next to u but then some1 books it so u always have some1 w u 😕

[mattman (like batman) @matt2thefuture_]

Nahhh why do train lines let u book next 2 some1 now if I'd realised I'd have just paid 4 2 tickets