Matt Smyth

Husband, dad, lover of good music & cheeses. Plays geetar, sitar & the odd keytar. Likes to work for companies with 3 initials. HMV, THE, EUK, EMI, PLG, WMG...?

[Matt Smyth @matt3000]

@NoMansSky Cue the ‘fighting’ theme

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@SW_Help hi I can’t login since the update. It says my email address is invalid and it clearly isn’t. What a comedy of errors

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@SW_Help hi why was the 7.50 Esher to Waterloo short formed with only 8 carriages this morning? Couldn’t get on it. So rammed

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@SW_Help why is the 7.50am Esher to Waterloo formed of only 8 carriages again? It’s already rammed and most of the people on the platform can’t get on. Again. It’s been the same all week

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@SW_Help My daughter has to leave to get her train in 20 mins so that doesn’t help. Can she just show the guards the email?

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@SW_Help hi I bought a ticket for my child on your app yesterday but couldn’t load it onto her Smartcard. I tried again this morning but now the ticket doesn’t even appear under’my tickets’ in the app! You definitely took the money for it though and I have the email receipt

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@SW_Help No, it says ‘can’t find any tickets to add’. I have a booking reference on the email - JR3TKLJ2

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@SW_Help morning. Why are the 8.12 and 8.23 Esher to Waterloo cancelled?

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@SW_Help Yeah so one an hour, and one train cancelled per hour! Slippery rails

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@SW_Help hi. Why so many trains cancelled this morning on the wooing to Waterloo line?

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@SW_Help Esher to Wimbledon

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@RayReynoldsNMS @NoMansSky Awesome. Reminds me of the Stainless steel Rat Saves The World cover

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@elonmusk spoken like a true racist homophobe misogynist. Well done

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@Glinner spoken like a true racist homophobe misogynist. Well done

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@NoMansSky Sean, amazing update! ����
But can we get more storage boxes pleeaase! 👏👏 I don’t have room for all the staff, fossil, starship & now corvette parts!!

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@SW_Help hi what’s going on with the trains being cancelled on the New Malden line?

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@SW_Help morning. Why is the 7.25 Woking to Waterloo cancelled please? I can’t see any reason online about it
Every other train time seems fine

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@thameswater Ok thanks

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@thameswater hi. We have no water coming from any taps. Just happened. Esher KT10 8AU. Is there a local incident?

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@SW_Help Sorry, don’t worry. I see what I did here. I forgot to change the return journey time to this evening and left the return time as now!

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@SW_Help why has my train fare gone up today?
Esher to Wimbledon return now £11.30
It was £10.40 on 8th May?