matt

go eat a boner pill nerd

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

Just saw a cop without a service weapon #HereComesTheTickleMonster

[matt @matt7243]

@capitol_aloha @Dude27a @mmartillo124027 @sgnfyngmnky @wariocolosseum Thanks for confirming adding nothing of value is common for you. No further discussion needed.

[matt @matt7243]

@capitol_aloha @Dude27a @mmartillo124027 @sgnfyngmnky @wariocolosseum For sure, so do you want to provide any substance or is adding nothing of value to the conversation a common thing for you? Do insults make you feel good?

[matt @matt7243]

@Russet_Wolf13 @LoganSpang12847 @Autism_Squeaks Well buying an air conditioning unit seems to a better alternative of what they're currently doing which is just letting the heat kill them. You do know you can buy more than one, correct?

[matt @matt7243]

@Russet_Wolf13 @LoganSpang12847 @Autism_Squeaks So Texas needs to retrofit an entire power grid to fix a problem that happens less often and is less deadly whereas in order to fix what is at this point a yearly problem (basically every year since 2003) Europeans need to... buy an air conditioning unit?

[matt @matt7243]

@Dude27a @mmartillo124027 @sgnfyngmnky @wariocolosseum yeah that's why china's co2 emissions have increased 262% since 2000 while the US' has declined by 21% https://t.co/veJBEKNB1c

[matt @matt7243]

grateful to wake up today as a non-professional athlete so I don’t have to deal with taxes and problems like this

[Isaac Bassey @0xBassey]

Ndamukong Suh says a $200,000 NFL salary can become about $100,000 after taxes

“When I played for Philly, I was on the lower range of my salary coming into that team, and I was a backup.”

“It was very humbling.”

“There’s guys that are still living paycheck to paycheck because $100,000 and you’re getting hit with the jock tax and cut that in half.”

“Let’s just bump it up to $200,000. You’re living in New York or New Jersey, you make $200,000 and you cut that in half, that’s $100,000.”

“But they’re expecting you to live like the superstar that’s making $40 million a year.”

“That ain’t mathin.”

[matt @matt7243]

@Russet_Wolf13 @LoganSpang12847 @Autism_Squeaks On a per capita, the last deep freeze in texas was still AT LEAST 10x less deadly than the rate at which euro’s die from heat related deaths every SINGLE year. Is it a problem? Yes. Is it as bad as the comparison you are making to Europe? Not even close.

[matt @matt7243]

ELIMINATE SHAREHOLDER PRIMACY

[matt @matt7243]

PEOPLE OUTSIDE THE NL CENTRAL ARE HATING ON MY FRANCHISE AGAIN WE ARE SO BACK

[Mostly Sports With Mark Titus & Brandon Walker @mostlysports]

The St. Louis Cardinals have the WORST fanbase in all of baseball @BFW

[matt @matt7243]

@HendrickD82 @RollJackRoll @TheFootyFeed how did the us win 1105 gold medals then you silly cunt

[matt @matt7243]

@Ruuku99 @dvorakts @Na1chaca so when pogacar said he didn’t know if he was going to be able to continue last year that doesn’t illustrate it for you?

[matt @matt7243]

@CafeRoubaix cycling twitter will complain about the GOAT world champion lighting the race on fire 50km to the finish in the TdF after living through the sky train era nothing makes you folks happy

[matt @matt7243]

@Callmedeepu @FriedgeHNIC i’d be hiding the fact my $13+ million dollar captain only managed 53 points and lead his team to the number 1 pick in the middle of his prime too it’s okay

[matt @matt7243]

@Callmedeepu @FriedgeHNIC he’s nothing without marner

[matt @matt7243]

@Callmedeepu @FriedgeHNIC don’t know why we’re bringing Auston Matthews into things

[matt @matt7243]

bam scored 83 man anything is possible usa is winning the world cup

[matt @matt7243]

@iamgabesanchez and what do you have to say about the fact that karen bass was in fucking Ghana while the Palisades burned down? oh that’s right… absolutely fucking nothing you dork fucking loser.

[matt @matt7243]

what the hell was opposite day why did we do that

[matt @matt7243]

@ammalusty not stealing tweets is cooler