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it’s sports season.

[hankpaycheck @matt99k]

@yajnshri Basically like Bran from Game of Thrones.

[CRIXUS @CRIXUSwasHERE]

Happy Father's Day!💙🕊🙏😌

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

Harvesting just one kidney from 20% of America’s politicians would give a new kidney to EVERY SINGLE PERSON currently on the transplant waiting list.

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Not one member of Metallica ever appeared on sesame street. Master of puppets my ass.

[Carl Benjamin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Sargon_of_Akkad]

Your burglar is Nigerian. Your drug dealer is Albanian. Your benefits cheat is Somalian. Your rapist is Pakistani. Your murderer is Sudanese.

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

That bat flip was out of this world. 🌍

⭐️🗳️ https://t.co/IOlzWVglnW

[Jason Mackey @JMackey_PGH]

ERA this series:
Tyler Callihan 0.00
Shohei Ohtani 2.25

HR this series:
Tyler Callihan 1
Shohei Ohtani 0

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Literally the only answer to this is in modern times is West Virginia losing 13-9 to Pitt in the last regular season game of 2007

That was the one shot they were ever going to get at a national championship and they pissed it away against a 4 TD underdog who was their arch rival

The Kick 6 is a stupid nomination. Alabama had won 3 of 4 national titles and was clearly going to win more. It sucked but it didn’t alter the trajectory of the program

But the 2007 Backyard Brawl was IT for West Virginia

[ForTheCity_412 @JimStamm22]

Konnor Griffin's favorite cereal as a kid was Froot Loops? I'm about to order a whole pallet for Ben's travel team. 😂⚾👍

[Josh Yohe @JoshYohe_PGH]

If you're looking for optimism regarding the Steelers this season, the biggest thing you should be excited about is a new coaching staff. I'm not talking specifically about Tomlin being gone. I'm talking about the outrageously bad staff Tomlin surrounded himself with being gone.

[The Steelers n'at @thesteelersnat]

France is not ready for Yinzers to drop in and be like "I'm from North Versailles"

[ESPN Insights @ESPNInsights]

After a 10-strikeout, no-walk performance tonight, Paul Skenes now has 40 strikeouts since his last walk on April 13th 🔥

That's the most strikeouts between walks by a Pirates pitcher since the mound was moved to its current distance in 1893 ⚾

[hankpaycheck @matt99k]

@WilliamsonNFL Feels like the Lemon debacle might work out for the better, that dude is weird.

[hankpaycheck @matt99k]

@npc210 July 26th, my birthday. 🏴‍☠️

[J🍩ey Bag 🍩f D🍩nuts 🍩 @joeybagovdonuts]

Well it was fun while it lasted

[hankpaycheck @matt99k]

@ShaunMorash @DonChed54 Kevin Hart gets my vote. He’s not funny.

[Bob Pompeani @KDPomp]

#Lighting Nikita Kucherov is on a 33- game heater which has only been reserved for the GREAT Mario Lemieux

Kucherov is the first player with 75 points over a 33-game span since Lemieux in 1995-96

[hankpaycheck @matt99k]

@HawkEmDownChris Kendrel Bell

[hankpaycheck @matt99k]

@terhyc Stock