Matt

Clubbin' hard, fuckin' bitches. Ain't much to do.

[Matt @mattDSG2012]

They can't charge you with battery if you only beat the pussy #streetlawdegree

[Matt @mattDSG2012]

I've never been to New Orleans but I've seen Superdome thanks to @marcyDSG2012 #firststopdeeznuts

[Matt @mattDSG2012]

Helen Keller woulda been my ideal mate. Bitch couldnt say shit, didnt drive, and wud nvr kno where I was aiming for the $ shot #perfectwoman

[Matt @mattDSG2012]

@beethovenDSG12 better to be waitin' for tits to grow than for balls to drop. Bitch.

[Matt @mattDSG2012]

Damn man. When the girls at this middle school across the street get their slutty asses into high school it's fucking on #thewaitinggame

[Matt @mattDSG2012]

Came out of a blackout getting sucked off by a raccoon. Then looked closer and realized it was just a bitch with too much eye makeup on

[Matt @mattDSG2012]

Do bitches even get how the whole "take fb pics w/ ur mouth open" thing started? Ever seen an ad for Spearmint Rhino? #sluts&dontevenknowit

[Matt @mattDSG2012]

@triciaDSG2012 that's a legit find. Combines 2 of the better things in life. I might just finger your asshole as a thank you for finding it

[Matt @mattDSG2012]

Flipping off fat fucks with handlebar mustaches in traffic is as close as I'll ever come to a therapists office. So gratifying

[Matt @mattDSG2012]

@marcyDSG2012 better the nose than the pussy, amiright @beethovenDSG12 ??

[Matt @mattDSG2012]

Bloody nose again, god damn it #needanewcokehookup

[Matt @mattDSG2012]

Stuck in traffic behind a funeral procession. Some of us still have time left you old fucks, let's go #deadpeopleproblems

[Matt @mattDSG2012]

@marcyDSG2012 if you and @triciaDSG2012 are still running your 2 for 1 sale I'll get his pansy ass there no problem

[Matt @mattDSG2012]

Those workout apps are gay as balls but let's just say if anyone has clothes to wash my stomach is available #washboardforsale

[Matt @mattDSG2012]

This bitch just sneezed in the elevator. Somebody's about to get facefucked for real