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real life AU where ocean man exists and takes me by the hand

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Cancelling someone is just a colloquial excommunication

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@GemmaBryant14 Lmao I was thinking kp*p stan twitter where they attach a gif of their fav singer in every tweet no matter the relevancy

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Fan cam of me? Who’s got one

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@GemmaBryant14 You asked for stan twitter and the first stan that I thought of was kp*p stan twitter and they love their fancams

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@GemmaBryant14 Stfu before my archaeology ass digs up YOUR bones and make my own fan cam

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If I knew what came after 6.... well, let’s just say it would be over for y’all..

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So we gon raid the base tomorrow or wut..?

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This is my most big brain tweet ever

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Cancelling someone is just a colloquial excommunication

[McKinney HS Color Guard @mckinneyhsguard]

woah😳

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@zoecobbel I have the c0ps on the phone rn

[duo @duolingous]

minecraft? no babe *grabs hand* it’s ourcraft

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@h_keeter

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Ya I work out. But ONLY so I can eventually bench press the school and surpass god

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30 minute nap... wyd???

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I will have the super salad