MattEww

I play guitar badly in @ProgInCyc

[MattEww @Matt_3ww]

Always so excited to get boxes from @kawa_entertain cause it means COOL MERCH. Debut merch from Aegis Link’s Gen 2 Coalesce looks so good! Super happy with the @EruErudite and @Veilyndps merch especially!

[MattEww @Matt_3ww]

@KlaimGames Depends on what you’re looking to learn. If you’re wanting a basic starting point for a vocal chain & how to use staple plugins, UA (Universal Audio) has a great video on their YouTube “How To Dial In Pro Vocals”. For other resources, feel free to DM me.

[MattEww @Matt_3ww]

@TRiGGERPH1SH To be a more effective Hate Watcher I must be able to admit when I am in the wrong as well. However! This only means I will be back wiser than before. W Phish

(L Saizerya. Do NOT eat there.)

[TRiGGERPHiSH 🎮🌊 【Aegis-Link】 @TRiGGERPH1SH]

Two years.

Two years of putting up with mockery, ridicule and disdain.

And for what, you may ask?

Nay, dear Chips…. not for some great stream transgression, nor for some failed grand phishing attempt. But for the most heinous “offence” of all…. daring to proclaim my love for corn mayo pizza.

Oh… what a delicacy.. the tartness of the tomatoes, the sweetness of the corn, the savouriness of cheese…. and the rich, creamy glory of the kewpie mayonnaise. A beautiful symphony of flavours, unfairly maligned by the uncultured masses (you guys).

I first sang its praises upon my debut stream, only to be met with ridicule, scorn, and pure mockery… Yet I endured. I stood firm. For I knew, in my infinite big wrinkled brain wisdom, that one day the truth would prevail….

Heh. And prevail it has!!!

Three of my potatoey subjects had embarked upon an arduous pilgrimage to the Far East (Japan), led by the appointed representative of the Hate Watcher Union (@matt_3ww). Oh, how he was so eager to prove me wrong…! But alas, upon tasting this display of culinary excellence, he was struck by a profound revelation….

The corn mayo pizza was, in fact, delicious! And his liege (me) had been right all along (as usual)!

After two years of persecution, justice has been served. The HWU representative has bowed his head in apology and I, the #1 most merciful and humble streamer, graciously accept his repentance…!

To all who have doubted me, let your taste buds be enlightened. Try the glory that is corn mayo pizza! You are most welcome!!

*Disclaimer: Under no circumstances should this pizza be consumed at Saizeriya. In fact, I would advise against consuming anything from Saizeriya. Please try this pizza at Jonathan’s or Gusto.

[MattEww @Matt_3ww]

@ex_potato Even I must admit when I am in the wrong so that I might be a more effective Hate Watcher

[MattEww @Matt_3ww]

The following is a formal, and emphatic, apology from MattEww, Representative of the Chip’s Hate Watcher Union, to one @TRiGGERPH1SH of Aegis Link’s Gen 1, REM:NANT.

For every time Phish has sung the praises of corn mayo pizza, I have vocally exclaimed my disgust at such a combination. How could such an audacious and atrocious combination be delicious? I come here today, a changed man. I have seen, and tasted, the truth. Jonathan’s corn mayo pizza (and really all their food) is delicious. Corn Mayo Pizza tastes good. TriggerPhish of Aegis Link’s Gen 1 REM:NANT was right and I was wrong.

I shall take my upcoming 12hr flight to reflect on my actions and hope to be back to Hate Watching shortly. Thank you

[MattEww @Matt_3ww]

@ConfusedColleg @TRiGGERPH1SH Unfortunately, there was even an eyewitness to the event who can confirm that the pizza was in fact…delicious

[Loafviee @Loafviee]

C0mmission work!

#phish_market #tactical

[MattEww @Matt_3ww]

@DarkKits2034 There are other ways you can ask to see my butt Skit it’s okay

[MattEww @Matt_3ww]

@Bunana_Vtuber Yeah I just wish you hadn’t tho. The visual that gave me was not…pleasant

[MattEww @Matt_3ww]

@MiraMayheme Escape? Who would ever want to escape the circus?

[Mira Mayheme 🎪🔪🩵 @MiraMayheme]

🎃WELCOME TO MIRAWEEN! 🎃
Our Annual 13 Days of Halloween is starting October 19th!
13 days.
15 streams.
1 cover song.

There is no escape. 🎪🔪🩵

[Alex Kraus @alexfkraus]

Love to watch Japanese people board the crowded train, look at the empty seat next to me, think about it for a second, and then walk away #gaijinseat

[MattEww @Matt_3ww]

@Bunana_Vtuber Feel better Bun!

[DSNG @DSNGMakesMusic]

Iam OPEN for commissions for guitar recording and writing! Let's make sick tunes together #Portfolioday

[MattEww @Matt_3ww]

I’ve done it. I’ve fulfilled my Mexican destiny of coming to Japan. Party time!

[MattEww @Matt_3ww]

@Bunana_Vtuber 🤨

[MattEww @Matt_3ww]

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention I put out another instrumental cover. This one was pretty fun to do. https://t.co/N89BOyA4kR