My 72 year-old mother just informed me she is going to her first "sex party" and doesn't know what to bring.
After some delicate questioning, "Gender Reveal, Mom. It's called a Gender Reveal."
so two kids rode by on bikes and one of them goes “CJ would stab a grandma in a mosh pit for a Coca-Cola” and the other one goes “anything for a Coke”...