august

Venmo: August-Keefer

[Because I Feel Like It (Podcast) @bcuzifeellikeit]

So you let a man...Get on the plane with a Blood Clot for a 7 hour flight...Allowed him to play a game with the Blood Clot...Then take a flight 7 hours back...Found it moved...And future out Thursday he couldn't play...Fuck playing...What about his life?🙃🙃🙃

[B mac @mcpherson_k]

Children coming home from school in coffins 2000-2025: 529

Children coming home from school with sex change surgery: still 0

Are we embarrassed yet?

[rie @huntzberqer]

i love expectations by olivia rodrigo (feat. chappell roan)

[Maryam @hell_line0]

A 5yo was killed in an american elementary school yesterday. People will now discuss the shooter's weapon, the locked doors, the response time & the armed bystander. i hope somebody remembers that a FIVE YEAR OLD was supposed to come home.

[Dr. Lavanya Vemsani Ph.D. @ProfVemsani]

Evil scientist alert! Somebody is laying the groundwork for killing penguins. Somebody said that about elephants in South Africa that led to killing hundreds of elephants.

[clara @clarafables]

I never said the book was good. I said I loved it. Those are two VERY different things.

[betty! @janicesguitar]

how it feels to be the rarest breed of chronically online neurodivergent child who somehow managed to avoid warrior cats, undertale AND homestuck

[Aya ❤️‍🔥|fan acc. @imalltoowell]

They don't even understand midnights and they are just talking sh!t .
WCS is not on midnights because it's not a midnight thought it's a 3 am thought the later it gets the more raw the tracks get which is why it ended with you are losing me as late night track

[Vampira esquerdista ⭐🚩 @_Lunar_girl]

Educação não é decorar que Hitler matou 6 milhões de judeus.

Educação é entender como milhões de alemães comuns foram convencidos de que era necessário.

Educação é aprender a identificar os sinais de uma história se repetindo!

[Luke Beasley @lukepbeasley]

Absolutely insane that this was even legal to begin with.

[J ♡ 🫧⋆˙⟡ | Steve Rogers no. 1 defender @Galemancing101]

We don’t even know anything about her. She could be republican. That’s literally the point of her being anonymous. We don’t know her. And we still stand with her, because NO ONE deserves that.

[Anthony DiBona @DiBonaNFL]

Here’s an updated look at the Eagles offensive line:

[TIBO ☔️ @cmoitibo]

Parce qu’ils ont étudié l’histoire

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

One of the more disturbing elements of the world of Fahrenheit 451 is that the classics still exist, they’ve just been wholly rewritten to remove anything that makes them interesting or challenging. Our addiction to a fully frictionless existence is going to kill us.

[zhu beilin @afroallura]

red tv to midnights was genuinely such a beautiful time to be a swiftie

[alexis❤️‍🔥⭐️ @folkloreforests]

is it crazy to say that I didn’t go the entire 3 hours? the adrenaline kept me going and I was not missing a single beat

[Jesse Genet @jessegenet]

Yes. Normalize memorization.

Why do so many people think having kids repeat and memorize things is borderline abusive lol... it's abusive to let your kid not know basic math for their entire lives.

[Baker @thewhiffkhalifa]

imagine if men were as embarrassed about being rapists as they are about being perceived as gay