Matt

✨ aspiring twunk ✨

[★ @veiconkrispi]

his best btw

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

17 years ago today, paramore released ‘decode’

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

No context.

[Ihateberwald @ihateberwald]

Why is no one raaaaaptured

[rachel. .. @rachelchinourir]

Free Palestine.

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As a society we must eliminate Light Blue by Dolce & Gabbana

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Frankly, I think I need to watch Lemonade Mouth at least 10 more times

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I think it’s somewhat poetic that my car decides to die whilst I’m listening to Good Luck, Babe!

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I need Josh O’Connor so badly

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@connordstirling Great for use as a cup holder!

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There is so much brain rot on social media atm… stresses me out!

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The thing I love the most about Lambton Quay is the people who dawdle right in the middle of the footpath 🥰🥰

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@Kiwi_Force Starting no shave November early huh?

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All I need now is a slutty little waist

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Why does my back hurt?

a) I’m hungry

b) I’m carrying the weight of my job on my back

c) I’m carrying around hella ass

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Not my coworker’s boyfriend saying she’s emotionally cheating on him bc she asked when I knew I was gay 🫨

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I hope all the porn bots that follow me appreciate the one mildly funny tweet I post every 6 months

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If I see one more millennial call their dog Nala I’m gonna flip

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Guess who’s drunk again!!!!!!!!

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My mum watching the @kylieminogue special: “Gays just love her don’t they?!”