Navigating "corporate speak" isn't easy.
Here's a helpful guide I put together:
"Let me check with my team" = No
"Possibly" = No
"On my roadmap" = Not happening
"This will be done in Q4" = This will be done in Q2 next year
"Disagree and commit" = I hate you
"Per my last email" = Try reading, for once in your life
"Challenging landscape" = We're going out of business, quickly
"Digital transformation" = We're going out of business, slowly
"Let's circle back" = We'll never speak of this again
"Take it offline" = We'll never speak of this again
"30,000 foot view" = I don't know what I'm saying
"Low hanging fruit" = Easy promotion
"Open up the kimono" = HR violation
"We use AI" = We don't use AI
"We use machine learning" = We don't use machine learning
"All hands on deck" = Let's actually try for once, please
Życie:
❌ Ciągnie się przez długie lata
❌ Powoduje niepotrzebny stres
❌ Napędza zyski branży spożywczej
Pogrzeb:
✅ Jest szybki i pewny
✅ Oszczędza czas i nerwy
✅ Minimalizuje wydatki
Japanese startup AERWINS has developed the world's first flying bike. It is already on sale in Japan and a smaller version will be available in the US in 2023 for $777,000 (€775,400)
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Amazing, In Shenzhen, drone express delivery is becoming more and more common. They do not need background control and are completed automatically.
It takes 13 minutes from placing an order to receiving the goods.😎😎😎