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“No, the moon is a planet, darling.”

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@AmericanExpress Wow

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Mistakenly asked the Lord to teach me patience, and now I’m stuck in the 10th circle of Hell known as Charlotte-Douglas International Airport.

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#Survivor45 Pick your fighters

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Have fun with the pressure cooker. I’m watching Felicia clean out the fridge. #BB25

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@babystatesman I’d give everything to watch this with you lol. Enjoy, Trey Darling.

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@DieselCrane She’s the next Abby Armbrecht 😂

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@thecleverkris So deserved! Proud of you!

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Times is haaaaaaarrrrrdd…

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Colorado ex-funeral directors jailed for selling body parts https://t.co/v1SMF6US4r

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My friend is just now watching Mare of Eastown. Remember MARE?! Remember how much we all loved Mare! 😭

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I wish Carrie Fisher was here.

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@ecareyo

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On the verge of societal collapse…Taylor Hale pulls us back from the brink. THANK YOU LEGEND! #BB24

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Vanessa Bayer has signed on to play Brittany in the #BB24 movie exclusively on Paramount+

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Russian oil chief dies in fall from hospital window, reports say https://t.co/y1sSjFzVRh

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Goodbye to Sandra Dee 😢

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Nick Kyrgios is the “I can fix him” final boss.

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Reporting all tourists still taking pics of Tr*mp Tower on 5th to the J6 Committee.

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National treasure.

[Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo]

Mrs. Kintner in Jaws

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Thinking of all the trade released today.