Matt

cool fun loving dude

[Matt @matt_jizzy]

The government are putting stuff in the water to make u pee

[Matt @matt_jizzy]

I don't watch football, but I'm going to watch Argentina's next match.

[Matt @matt_jizzy]

@AfricanSon4All Faaaake

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@edomalo @edomalo check your WhatsApp

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@edomalo Middle

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@MrMaveriq 😂

[Matt @matt_jizzy]

@edomalo Sorry. I lost all my WhatsApp chats from January to April this year, so I know how it feels

[Matt @matt_jizzy]

@edomalo I send you 3 and 4 editions via Whatsapp

[Matt @matt_jizzy]

@edomalo I have a soft copy of your want

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@MrMaveriq Haba

[Matt @matt_jizzy]

Stay in the cheapest room in the most expensive hotel, not the most expensive room in the cheapest hotel

[Matt @matt_jizzy]

Well, I guess Erica is now my second favourite Nazi song

[Maveriq @MrMaveriq]

Just because you had a good mother doesn’t mean your father had a good wife....

[Matt @matt_jizzy]

@MrMaveriq Fact 😂

[Matt @matt_jizzy]

Unboxing 😂

[Matt @matt_jizzy]

What was advertised

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@MrMaveriq Dude does not GAF 😂

[Matt @matt_jizzy]

Reminder, it cost zero dollars to be nice.
It also costs zero dollars to be an asshole 😂

[Matt @matt_jizzy]

@MrMaveriq If all the cups are the same volume