Matt Kassel

hoots and hollers

[ESPN @espn]

Jordan Walker is your 2026 Home Run Derby champion‼️ ☄️

He is the first Cardinals player to win it 🙌

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES MILITARY.

[Drew Kobe @dkobe_7]

Uncommitted Redshirt Sophomore looking for all opportunities to play.
MIF
5’7 155 lbs
@jucoroute @FlatgroundBats @BUncommitted

[Matt Kassel @matt_kassel]

What’s the cheapest thing on your menu?

[FBI Director Kash Patel @FBIDirectorKash]

I am honored to be confirmed as the ninth Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation.

Thank you to President Trump and Attorney General Bondi for your unwavering confidence and support.

The FBI has a storied legacy—from the “G-Men” to safeguarding our nation in the wake of 9/11. The American people deserve an FBI that is transparent, accountable, and committed to justice. The politicalization of our justice system has eroded public trust—but that ends today.

My mission as Director is clear: let good cops be cops—and rebuild trust in the FBI.

Working alongside the dedicated men and women of the Bureau and our partners, we will rebuild an FBI the American people can be proud of.

And to those who seek to harm Americans—consider this your warning. We will hunt you down in every corner of this planet.

Mission First. America Always. Let’s get to work.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

My NEW Official Trump Meme is HERE! It’s time to celebrate everything we stand for: WINNING! Join my very special Trump Community. GET YOUR $TRUMP NOW. Go to https://t.co/GX3ZxT5xyq — Have Fun!

[Matt Kassel @matt_kassel]

@treyminni Dude are you okay?

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

It is now officially ELECTION DAY! This will be the most important day in American History.

Voter enthusiasm is THROUGH THE ROOF because people want to Make America Great Again. That means lines are going to be long!

I need you to deliver your vote no matter how long it takes. STAY IN LINE!

The Radical Communist Democrats want you to pack up and go home.

Together, we are going to have a tremendous victory and MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

[Matt Kassel @matt_kassel]

@treyminni This you?

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

An orangutan driving a golf cart, checking the rear-view mirror, being cautious, and slowing down 🦧

[Matt Kassel @matt_kassel]

@Kyle_gregoryyy @buddy_beaufort Geed

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

The Denny's Grand Slam was in Texas, 2013. They naively thought they could handle a hardcore show.

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

therapist: name a time when you were happy?

me:

[Matt Kassel @matt_kassel]

@treyminni Wait

[TRAVIS SCOTT @trvisXX]

UTOPIA
JULY 28th
SEE YOU IN UTOPIA

[Kayden Kohlberg @KaydenKohlberg]

I am excited to announce I will be continuing my academic and baseball career at Southeast Missouri State University❤️🖤 I’d like to thank the coaches and family members that have been part of this journey @ZaxxRutter @nyamnitz @JordanYakel12 @USNatsNational

[ESPN @espn]

THE NUGGETS ARE NBA CHAMPIONS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FRANCHISE HISTORY‼️

[ESPN @espn]

THE NUGGETS ARE IN THE NBA FINALS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FRANCHISE HISTORY 🤩