Matt Lassiter

Matt Bonner superfan. Myles Garrett body double. First one on the Khris Middleton bandwagon. First one off the Kawhi Leonard bandwagon. Once met Adonal Foyle.

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this is what aggie sports do to me

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@jimmygards In high school, the first day of the year, our geography teacher gave us all a blank map of the world and said to fill out as many countries as possible. I got the most and got a brownie for my efforts. That was the last time I was rewarded for knowing anything about geography.

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The gingers are multiplying: How natural selection has led to more redheads than ever https://t.co/gPZEBfoJkF

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@SimcoxStephen me trying to remember bat hand placement for my left-handed t-ball kids

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this would heal me

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30 years ago today, SqueezeIt would introduce their new “Color Changing Squeezit” 📺 (1996)

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@CFBONFOX I don’t know.

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Hey @Giannis_An34, do you like Mexican food and Texas history? How about muggy weather and dirty canals? Maybe an opportunity to not have the freakiest body type on a basketball team anymore? San Antonio’s for you, bud.

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Sources: Giannis Antetokounmpo, Bucks discussing future - via @ESPN App https://t.co/56KrOVwNJB

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@UsherNBA LeBron played in the league at the same time as Kevin Willis, who played in the league at the same time as Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.

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LEBRON MISSES THE WIDE OPEN DUNK LOL #shaqtin

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Aggie football, any time there’s an opportunity to prove the haters right:

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this is what aggie sports do to me

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@propjoesays lifelong fan of the offensive line grading analytics from pfsncollege checking in

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@catorano He’ll be like Derrick Henry or Christian McCaffrey and go from a bad franchise to a good franchise and be amazing.

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Shoutout to Arch Manning for shedding the Heisman hype early so that the team can focus properly. #teamplayer

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@SimcoxStephen been saying this for years

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@RapSheet ian have you ever been told to tweet something by an agent and said no?

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First Team All-Future Arch Manning

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Texas coach Steve Sarkisian says Arch Manning began to “settle in” in the second half: “He started really playing and we saw some flashes and glimpses of the guy he is. … There’s a lot to hold onto on what the future is going to look like here for Arch Manning.”

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Auburn Head Coach Nick Saban

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@rcb05 @byBDavis It’s tricky because any given team’s 3-opponent-list doesn’t exist in a vacuum. MSU needs 3 opponents too. If you say A&M gets Arky, then who does MSU get? Then who do their opponents get? And so on.

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@aubreybloom @rcb05 Put another way, when an A&M QB plays the whole season, they have a 50% chance of winning the Heisman. #analytics