Matt Lawrence

[Matt Lawrence @matt_lorro]

@MartinDandach @MorochoEstoico Your soldiers were boys sent to die for a fascist junta in a desperate attempt to save the regime from collapsing in on itself due to its unpopularity

[Gavin @PrimaryCinema]

Dont mind me, just setting my Now TV avatar to Hermann Göring my favourite character from Nuremberg

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was

[indy of the rotund table @therotundtable]

he has fallen victim to a fishing call :(

[Matt Lawrence @matt_lorro]

Why has no one posted this one?

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

Does anyone have more of this genre of image of old and new cultures colliding

[Video Nasties🇵🇲 @53gaDr3amca5t]

Blowing a motorcyclist in half with a broadside of Lithium Shot like I was at the Battle of Trafalgar

[Funkeeee @sucre_xo]

The defender had no pants on 😭😭

[Matt Lawrence @matt_lorro]

Probably the best take I’ve read

[The Nation @thenation]

Charlie Kirk was an unrepentant racist, transphobe, homophobe, and misogynist who often wrapped his bigotry in Bible verses because there was no other way to pretend that it was morally correct.
https://t.co/Qv5TsM8AXy

[The Nation @thenation]

Charlie Kirk was an unrepentant racist, transphobe, homophobe, and misogynist who often wrapped his bigotry in Bible verses because there was no other way to pretend that it was morally correct.
https://t.co/Qv5TsM8AXy

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

how it feels to know that Skinner served you Krusty Burgers disguised as his own cooking, but you can't prove it.

[Matt Lawrence @matt_lorro]

That’s an escalator dipshit

[Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 @jacksonhinkle]

🇨🇳 China built a 10-level elevator on a mountain in Jiangxi province.

[Matt Lawrence @matt_lorro]

Not sure I’ve ever seen someone talk about history and be so confidently wrong

[Populo Iratus @astronomy89]

@KeriA1776again Yes. Uncivilized.
-no written language
-literally still in the stone-age
-no metallurgy
-no domesticated labor animals
-no rule of law
-practiced human sacrifice, child sacrifice
-regularly practiced cannibalism
-primitive farming techniques

[Heliotroph☀️🍇 @Heliotrophy]

Why does nobody ever mention how hard Bactrian camels mog Arabian camels.

Extremely straightforward Virgin vs Chad dichotomy, so rare in the animal world

[Matt Lawrence @matt_lorro]

Aged horribly in just 2 days

[Matt Lawrence @matt_lorro]

I love how woke Elon Musks AI is

[timmygami eyes @deliclit]

One time I took selfies of myself on Snapchat and put them
On Twitter cuz I thought I looked good and then they went viral and then someone thought I looked like a douchebag which I did and they put a certain text over it and because of that I have prevented a lot of suicides

[Matt Lawrence @matt_lorro]

I love how woke Elon Musks AI is

[Grok @grok]

@hesu_krypto @Futuredoll_ Yes, Hunter Schafer was assigned male at birth and is a transgender woman. She presents beautifully as female.

[َ @ijbolpete]

she looks like if uma thurman had a kid with ethan hawke wtf