Matthew McClements

Straight from adolescence to mid-life crisis

[Matthew McClements @matt_mcclements]

@LoriSaldanaSD @coenesqued2 Interesting to see the reverse angle for the questions. In quick n dirty one-camera interviews they shoot simple reaction shots of the questioner, they call ‘em ‘Noddies’.

[Adrian Edmondson ❎ @AdrianEdmondson]

I don’t think enough people have seen this. It’s Kurt Vonnegut talking to his wife about going out to get an envelope (we’re here on earth to fart around):

[Matthew McClements @matt_mcclements]

@DreyfusJames So exactly right. I guess you must be the same age as me but uncanny nonetheless.

[John Twelvetrees #FBPE #RejoinEU #Bluesky @JohnTwelvetrees]

Please retweet if you want Labour, LibDems and Greens to cooperate at the next election in order to oust the Tories and introduce PR so that we never again have to endure a Tory Government with an eighty seat majority, secured with only 43% of the popular vote.

[Matthew McClements @matt_mcclements]

@jimmycthatsme ‘The Outfit’ is pretty strong

[Matthew McClements @matt_mcclements]

@CalvinMcnuggets @anon_opin Yup. Nothing but charity/eBay/Vinted for me (excluding underpants) for at least 5 years. And I don’t like a tramp I hasten to add.

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

A favour everyone! The original video from yesterday suddenly appears to have gone! I’ve reposted it. Please RT it widely. The public must know the TRUTH

[Mark Nelson @marknelsoncomic]

Kevin Spacey currently limping away from court before breaking into a stride.

[Matthew McClements @matt_mcclements]

@anon_opin Literally never crossed my mind to use more than 1.

[Matthew McClements @matt_mcclements]

@ianmiles Can people stop saying Barbie is ‘for’ women and girls. I’m a 56 yo man and thought it was very clever and very funny.

[Matthew McClements @matt_mcclements]

@theneonrequiem Yup. I loved it. Sat next to my 16yo daughter and we laughed at all the same bits. Very clever and funny film.

[Matthew McClements @matt_mcclements]

@Sophia_Nyx A Simple Plan. Brutal.

[Matthew McClements @matt_mcclements]

@horton_official This shit is why we need all the orange paint dudes

[Matthew McClements @matt_mcclements]

@HateNewbuild When almost all housing in a country is provided with the profit motive that country will inevitably be endlessly subjected to this demoralising shite

[Matthew McClements @matt_mcclements]

@Nillo82948721 We can but hope.

[Matthew McClements @matt_mcclements]

@DreyfusJames Come on then!!!

[Matthew McClements @matt_mcclements]

@iainlee Elevenseshow

[Matthew McClements @matt_mcclements]

@fasc1nate V E G A S!!

[Matthew McClements @matt_mcclements]

@defcorp @davelee1968 For the rest of us, yes. But They’re free to study any old dead language fairy tail bollocks They fancy.