matthew keoni

[People's City Council - Los Angeles @PplsCityCouncil]

Kehlani during her recent Tiny Desk concert:

“Free Palestine. Free Congo. Free Sudan. Free Yemen. Free Hawai’i. Free Guam. Beyond a ceasefire, we need an end to the occupation. It’s deeper than this.”

[matthew keoni @matt_murdok]

(SQUELCHING)
(THUDDING)

[Ben Schwartz @rejectedjokes]

Everyone, Leslie Knope has written a letter to America and it is perfect- https://t.co/uhJ8sErJKb

[Duncan Trussell @duncantrussell]

We must stop referring to ourselves in the plural when we tweet. It's a hard habit to break but I know we can do it.

[matthew keoni @matt_murdok]

I'm hoping this Trump presidency will at least be an exciting series finale to the American Empire.

[matthew keoni @matt_murdok]

Happy Samhain everyone! Praise be the old gods

[matthew keoni @matt_murdok]

YQY! That's perfect! And I think I may have found the name for our show too!

[matthew keoni @matt_murdok]

Hillary Hitman is my new drag name @BillyDobest

[matthew keoni @matt_murdok]

Time to play hungover detective and figure out what I did after I blacked out last night

[matthew keoni @matt_murdok]

Yeah sure, a Columbian necktie is horrifying, but a Columbian Cosby sweater is way worse. #Narcos

[matthew keoni @matt_murdok]

Tomato Pie & Zankou Chicken Bang Bang

[matthew keoni @matt_murdok]

Whenever my roommates and I have the night off together.

[matthew keoni @matt_murdok]

@ElzAlvarez https://t.co/qhtNYn4pI8

[matthew keoni @matt_murdok]

I almost peed on my joint

[matthew keoni @matt_murdok]

Now You See Me 2: Now You Haven't Seen Me

[matthew keoni @matt_murdok]

Book of Matthew 4:20-6:66

[matthew keoni @matt_murdok]

@BillyDobest I feel there should be a word for this kind of winning situation.

[matthew keoni @matt_murdok]

Despite all my rage I am still just a Matt in a cage

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Put your money where your mouth is. Better put your keys, phone & ID in there too. Lots of pickpockets in the streets.