Matt Shallow

Romans 8:18

[Matt Shallow @matt_shallow]

Cashier: “can I see your ID please”
Me: *Hands her my ID*
Cashier: “could you turn your head for me”
Me: *slowy turns head*
Cashier: “yeah you can fake an ID but you can’t fake a nose like that”
Thanks? I think?

[Matt Shallow @matt_shallow]

This man just won a Super Bowl and really said “yeah I want to go coach Derek Carr”

[NFL @NFL]

Saints finalizing deal with Eagles OC Kellen Moore to become new head coach. (via @RapSheet)

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS!
THIS ONE’S FOR YOU PHILLY!

[Matt Shallow @matt_shallow]

@KurtBenkert Kurt go back to reading defenses on College Football 25

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

Took command of the NFC 😏

@Toyota | #FlyEaglesFly

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

WE’RE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL!!!!!!

[NFL @NFL]

SAQUON ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

📺: #WASvsPHI on FOX
📱: Stream on @NFLPlus

[Matt Shallow @matt_shallow]

@Eagles @saquon Snoquan Brrrkley 🥶

[Matt Shallow @matt_shallow]

@Philly_Mays Max, shut the fuck up, respectfully

[Matt Shallow @matt_shallow]

@_MLFootball Quinyon Mitchell

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@BarstoolBigCat Hey BC, do you by chance have an extra PS5 for sale?

[Matt Shallow @matt_shallow]

@FabrizioRomano When Eddie figures out he can start Gordon and Barnes on both wings, and replace Longstaff with Tonali, the starting XI will be unstoppable

[Matt Shallow @matt_shallow]

@BarstoolBigCat @JasonKelce That’s an overweight Dave Grohl

[Matt Shallow @matt_shallow]

@PFF Father Time

[Matt Shallow @matt_shallow]

@MySportsUpdate This is the panthers

[Matt Shallow @matt_shallow]

@NUFC360 If given the choice of having Longstaff in the starting XI or playing down a man for the full 90, I’d go with the latter option.

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: Morning Daylight reveals the aftermath of the mass casualty event of the Scott Key Bridge collapse

📌#Baltimore | #Maryland

Watch As morning daylight approaches, it reveals the devastating aftermath of an early morning incident after a large cargo ship from Singapore crashed into the Scott Key Bridge, triggering a mass casualty event as the entire bridge complex collapsed. At least seven vehicles, including one tractor-trailer-sized vehicle, have plunged into the water. Two people have been rescued, while seven remain missing. However, officials are uncertain about this figure. Sonar has detected multiple vehicles in the water, with officials stating there was absolutely no indication of an intentional act. Search and rescue efforts are expected to take hours or days to weeks

[Matt Shallow @matt_shallow]

@pheaglescentral @SportsRadioWIP @JAKIBSports What a joke!

[Matt Shallow @matt_shallow]

No way they just posted 2 minutes of highlights with Phil Rivers at QB

[ay @spoonlocks]

Commanders really got this demon Austin Ekeler for free🔥

[Matt Shallow @matt_shallow]

@salsassass Oh?

[Matt Shallow @matt_shallow]

One of us!

[Golf Digest @GolfDigest]

Tiger just hit a cold shank on the 18th. 🫣