M(att St)ubbs

Writer, Illustrator, Music-and-Poetry Person. Author of THE BIBLE IN 8 MINUTES - out now! See link below!

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So long then, little bird. It wasn’t your fault everything changed; that was all us. Sorry I can’t stick around for the space age, but that brave new world isn’t for me. Only promo posts from now. Bye #x

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@BearGrylls @RoyalMarines @RoyalNavy Is that HMS Victory?

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@richardosman hope you’re feeling a lot better this week.

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@TimLihoreau Happy Christmas Tim, to you and all your family.

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Getting ready for Christmas? https://t.co/nrvR9MOYj4

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@TVP_Reading Hi. What‘s the advice if neighbours are smoking weed in their house and the smell is entering your property? Is there anything we can do?

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@Lord_Sugar What did you take this with?

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@lissijean This is huge. I mean I’ve been thinking it was just me for years.

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@JoeBiden Hmm. I’m not sure this graph is a good idea.

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@StephenMerchant Now all we need is Mission Impossible 7...

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@BBCSport @PierreGASLY @AccidentalP Sports casual. Nice.

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@seanfeucht I mean, It’s hard to get around it; they’re kind of right, aren’t they?

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@TimLihoreau @ClassicFM @OfficialALW Any cream will do

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@piersmorgan Alright Mr Autocue.

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@TimLihoreau Hmm, lots of dissonant strands to your dream that somehow weave together to make a coherent ethereal experience that stays with you long afterwards and… wait a minute… @EricWhitacre

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@MartinSLewis Why are they doing this?

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@piersmorgan Lowest form of wit.

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Happy birthday, Magna Carta. 808 years of nobody being above the law.

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I think almost all frustration is caused by an inability to either clarify or agree priorities.