Matty 🍒

can’t think “straight” • “Above all else, guard your heart, for everything you do flows from it” Proverbs 4:23

[Matty 🍒 @matt_valdezzz]

Good morning. Take the opportunity today to do something that your future self will thank you for. 🙏🏽💙

[Matty 🍒 @matt_valdezzz]

Greg Abbott: Justice for Alejandro, Christian, and Juan - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/M9dtOslccj via @Change

[Matty 🍒 @matt_valdezzz]

Pa que quieres hablar si no te quiero ver,
tu eres un error que no vuelvo cometer.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

This is what anxiety looks like

[Matty 🍒 @matt_valdezzz]

People will make you out to be a bad person so that they don’t feel guilty about the things that they did to you.

[Ben Wegmann @benwegmann]

Modern new build in Dallas for under $390k

[sabibi ♫•*¨*•.¸♪ ❤︎ @sabbox97]

Anyone who rts the bread boi will be blessed with that bread this week💰

[jas @jjashole]

i be like “omg, i have so much to do” and lay down

[thot pocket 🍕 @prncssbuttaface]

there’s just something so satisfying about obnoxiously blasting dubstep with ur windows down

[Pastina 🚀 @AustinBayes]

Friendly reminder for all your fur babies :)

[Jimmy Damron @Jimmy_D25]

😂😂😂 @josiejean_ @matt_valdezzz

[Matty 🍒 @matt_valdezzz]

@Jimmy_D25 @josiejean_ 😂😂😂😂

[angelika @dorkheadquarter]

it’s the pretending to care about covid while still going to car meets and even HOSTING one for me. it’s also the lying about going to a relatives house who was covid-positive, lying about having a nurse mom, and the “no coughing besides my pen” line LMFAO

[Matty 🍒 @matt_valdezzz]

Shoutout to @Enterprise for renting a car to me that smells like cigarettes with expired registration causing me to get pulled over and a ticket. You’d think when you pay for the premium luxury class they would at least cover the basics like registration. Unacceptable.

[Face @faceyv2]

“Lockdown won’t be that long”

The Lockdown:

[Matty 🍒 @matt_valdezzz]

Mc-scuse me bitch. 👀

[rene @reneholic]

Y'all say y'all want Hispanics until you realize we're all 5'8