Matty

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

I can’t get enough of this. He’s like a reverse Robin Hood. Taking from the have-nots to give the wealthy more places to sit outside Pret A Manger.

It doesn’t surprise me, it’s just fantastic that he’s just come out and said it.

[Isy Suttie @Isysuttie]

Just saw an ice cream van getting petrol and it felt like I’d seen Santa stopping for a piss

[Ignacio Lopez @comedylopez]

Dogging is the most British thing ever. It’s like someone looked at an orgy and thought, “How can we make this more like a car boot sale?”

[Matty @matt_will_oneil]

“Is Denzel Washington a film or an actor”
- @MeghanCapper

[Matty @matt_will_oneil]

Every actor in The scooby doo movie was perfectly cast

[not brendan @crocodilethumbs]

i cannot imagine how nervous gordon ramsays wife must get before he eats her pussy

[Matty @matt_will_oneil]

He can’t be driving he’s legless

[b.b @benoobrown]

You never know what sort of Uber driver you’re going to get 😂😂

[Matty @matt_will_oneil]

Weird flex but ok

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Penguins have knees.

[Jacob @__jacobt]

tame impala "elephant" synced up to footage from "dumbo" is the tippiest thing ever

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

wheres my fuckin son

[PerfumeAdsForSale @PerfumeAds]

Blue screen

Whispered:

“Have you ever loved so hard you split your soul in two”

A dam bursts in slow motion

A couple kiss in the rain

A clock spins in reverse

A ham explodes

A page is torn out of a dictionary

David Beckham leans into a microphone in a courtroom:

“Guilty”

[Helen 侯-Sandí @helenhousandi]

I've watched this GIF at least 100 times now, cry-laughing the entire time.

[Stephen buzzcocks @buzzcocks123]

Happi valantynes day to every1 except the mackams

[Alby @ALBY_LAD]

#BestOfTwitter2017UK .5 https://t.co/BNTLuiE746

[kenai @kenaigonzalez]

Sam Gamgee did not help Frodo take the ring all the way Mordor to destroy Sauron and save Middle Earth just to be recognized as Bob and Doug https://t.co/2fuWZTTELV

[Matty @matt_will_oneil]

https://t.co/NGHq7ChQ86