Matt Aromando

Comedy writer, performer, and filmmaker. (he/him)

[Matt Aromando @mattaromando]

In the late 19th century, migrant workers, colloquially known as hobos, had a "hobo code" they used to mark businesses with messages for other hobos. Cut to now, and this is what it would be like if brunch culture adopted a "brunch code."

https://t.co/ycAptVa7Uk

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Cafes can get a little busy with people on dates, people camping out on wi-fi all day, and other types of loitering. The coffee shop scarecrow keeps the cafe from getting too "bloated" with customers.

https://t.co/h7KSHGe2Ej

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I’m raising funds to produce a new short about a panel where you can bring your minor complaints about life to be heard. It’s called Council of Grievances and you can find out more on my campaign page! https://t.co/PaN6kpnDT9

[Matt Aromando @mattaromando]

I’m raising funds to produce a new short about a panel where you can bring your minor complaints about life to be heard. It’s called Council of Grievances and you can find out more on my campaign page! https://t.co/PaN6kpnDT9

[Matt Aromando @mattaromando]

I’m raising funds to produce a new short about a panel where you can bring your minor complaints about life to be heard. It’s called Council of Grievances and you can find out more on my campaign page! https://t.co/PaN6kpnDT9

[Matt Aromando @mattaromando]

INCENTIVE AVAILABLE: Name A Character

Name one of the characters! Name them after you, a loved one, your archnemesis, almost whatever. (Up to my discretion.)

https://t.co/PaN6kpnDT9

[Matt Aromando @mattaromando]

Why the heck am I asking people to fund this project? Check out my pitch video! https://t.co/E2GD57bPXv

[Matt Aromando @mattaromando]

I’m raising funds to produce a new short about a panel where you can bring your minor complaints about life to be heard. It’s called Council of Grievances and you can find out more on my campaign page! https://t.co/PaN6kpnDT9

[Matt Aromando @mattaromando]

I’m raising funds to produce a new short about a panel where you can bring your minor complaints about life to be heard. It’s called Council of Grievances and you can find out more on my campaign page! https://t.co/PaN6kpnDT9

[Matt Aromando @mattaromando]

You can follow my Seed&Spark without pledging anything!

(And if I reach 250 followers, I get access to filmmaker rewards for free!)

https://t.co/PaN6kpnDT9

[Matt Aromando @mattaromando]

I’m raising funds to produce a new short about a panel where you can bring your minor complaints about life to be heard. It’s called Council of Grievances and you can find out more on my campaign page! https://t.co/PaN6kpnDT9

[Matt Aromando @mattaromando]

I’m raising funds to produce a new short about a panel where you can bring your minor complaints about life to be heard. It’s called Council of Grievances and you can find out more on my campaign page! https://t.co/PaN6kpnDT9

[Matt Aromando @mattaromando]

These dads are here at a fundraiser for their kids' youth baseball league to bid on items that dads love! What will be the most bidded-on item? What deals will these dads walk away with? Perhaps dads aren't as predictable as they may seem. https://t.co/VPCIS2pRtb

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Is it Kevin Bacon or Kevin Pastrami? Either way, Kevin is trying to hide his true identity because that’s what celebrities do! Meanwhile, he can’t escape the fact that he loves being a celebrity and has to keep letting the cat out of the bag. https://t.co/ot19bSJRA3

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This genie isn’t normal. She doesn’t come from an oil lamp but from a gaslight. How would a gaslight genie be different than the genies we’re all used to? They might accuse you of misremembering things, overreacting, and insist you’re always wrong. https://t.co/RSxxxifUIk

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It’s a slumber party, but everyone is busy checking social media on their phones. Can a game of “truth or dare” bring the girls into the present? https://t.co/Jvf5gCsfcy

[Matt Aromando @mattaromando]

The marketing department has a few changes for the Chef Boyardee brand and the namesake mascot isn’t sure he agrees with the board. https://t.co/xDMXnrtHRg

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Some people want a fixer-upper home, a place they can make their own. Not here, though. Brie does not wish to confront any issues in her life, whether residential or social. https://t.co/rcldQKO64g

[Matt Aromando @mattaromando]

Christmas lights—a delightful seasonal treat or a dangerous plot years in the making? Hear out my theory and make up your mind.

https://t.co/pjFzUbvXTT

[Matt Aromando @mattaromando]

You can find me on Threads.
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