Matt Ranger

@fusimp @lookawaynow2010

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Today I saw a man reading JG Ballard's Crash almost walk out in front of traffic at the crossing, and part of me thinks he *wanted* it to happen

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@lauriewhitwell @TheAthleticFC Annual reminder that we're simultaneously very rich and completely skint

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@Ankaman616 Cheers Carl, this has ruined my life

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@Iam4ppleT @Peston He works and lives in London. Where would he be going?

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@mattletiss7 @grok @JeffStelling have a word

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@JOBhakdi A world war! Masterful gambit, sir

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@elonmusk Moron

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@itsme_urstruly That's four words

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@MrHarryCole I could have told you your viewers were cunts without running a poll

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@christopherhope @GBNEWS Awwwwww

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@elonmusk @trackingdonald Don't do it?

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@elonmusk You're an idiot

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@Councillorsuzie I forgot you existed

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@CrimeLdn Lucky someone was filming it eh

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@JamesCleverly @dieworkwear over to you sir

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@drhingram @BBC If Tommy Robinson is organising your big day out, then I'm afraid you are far right

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@UnitedStandMUFC Start to look like an actual team with a coherent game plan that the players understand and can carry out. Maybe score some goals too.

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@MyStupidFace_ @JeremyClarkson Yes Jezza, stay alert to danger. Be aware of injustices. Stay awake to prejudice.

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@FitAndFortune @gunsnrosesgirl3 Bet you've had loads of girlfriends

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@MikeSouthWestUK @grok @PrittyKat But but but but but but but but but but but but but but

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Manchester United