Matt Banham

MB* THE NUTTIEST NUT IN A PACK OF NUTTACKULAR NUTS!

I was a Geek when you used to get beaten up for it! Amateurs!!!

[Matt Banham @mattbanham]

@fesshole This is next level fatherhood! So doing this

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@fesshole In the words of Ted Lasso "I love meeting people's Mom's... it's like and instructions manual as to why they're nuts!"

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@fesshole It's how they are won... FTTP from local elections... not why they are won

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@PaulRRed1 @fesshole Just wait till she had to wear proper uniform with jellico

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@fesshole Yes, bring up "The Price" episode... quarter betaziod manipulated buyers into a non stable wormhole purchase.

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@fesshole The online safety act has reduced your son to watching women plant radishes...

In my youth, you had to pay extra for that option

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@fesshole How small if your room? The wife's hose is only 2m

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@fesshole I know places that did this with mixers... scrubbed the dates off them

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@fesshole In other news, every person in the UK is taught this

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@fesshole I so hope they bring you a set back from their holiday and make you put them up. Then ask everyday how much you like them and ask where have they gone when you take them down...

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@JCPinCumbria Join Carlisle United! At least you can teach them how to punt a box into someone else's hedge

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@fesshole It's okay... my driving license shows me as a nearly 40 yo white man... jokes on them... I'm 25 squirrels in a raincoat

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@charliersmith1 I'm glad you're more centred after the last week... I did think you'd be back on the ward x

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@fesshole Right then... egotist... with sociopathic

You were either the first gay guy in your school year, thinking I'm fucking gay dream on pal; or about to be on a register

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@charliersmith1

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@coolhandfluke76 @fesshole Made me chuckle... have the like

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@fesshole And this ladies and gents, is why the bottom of the Internet exists! For traumatic events that I now have to recover from

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@fesshole I make pigs in blankets for breakfast... I, an adult man that is allowed to drive, vote, be in debt, gets up in a morning and wraps Sausage in Bacon for breakfast... I certainly don't pair it with Roast Potatoes and Gravy

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@fesshole Covid lock down? I wasn't able to leave the house for 7 months

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@charliersmith1 Charlie, honestly to me it was the "Nintendo Reset Button" as I described it to my Psychiatrist. The only thing I can control.

Selfish, yes, it puts my pain on others. But they never tried to help when I asked.

So my 'nuclear button' was my own... my own choice when needed