Matthew Beardsmore

I am rarely late.

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@ListerLawrence INPUT!

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@Danny_McMoomins It’s good but you’ll have to pry FlightRadar24 out of my cold, dead hands.

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@autocar Middle aged Toyota drivers throughout history:-

That’s not a real Mini…
That’s not a real Defender…
That’s not a real Jaguar…
That’s not a real Ferrari…

Goes home to watch Clarkson’s Farm for the 5th time.

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@ListerLawrence I’d sell my least efficient kidney for that 😍

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@thexbomb That’s going to be a proper Keith Chegwin of a hangover.

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@Danny_McMoomins Phew. I hadn’t seen him for a few hours.

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@joncoupland Love the unnecessarily large lever / knob for the lights!

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@jamiesont Big fan of the use of ‘ingrates’ though.

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@flatus74 Jaws would drop.

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@ListerLawrence Right. F12 all day long.

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@zillowgonewild So many great places to get brutally machine-gunned down in a coke deal gone wrong.

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@DrNeilStone @Danny_McMoomins Leave them to it. The gene pool needs a drop of bleach every now & then.

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@rorysutherland Of course, no one in Munich is even the slightest bit interested in beer…

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@anon_opin And the film itself is fucking brilliant.

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@kitchentowel I understand the capacity issue / argument but they clearly oversold the ‘speed’ part to generate interest amongst the people who eventually sign these things off. Ministers love a vanity project & ‘Extra Capacity 2’ was never going to get £60-70bn thrown at it.

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@AutoPap Love the universal design language & ergonomics of a proper VW interior. Switchgear etc. is placed virtually identically in my daughter’s Polo, my work Caddy & my Golf GTI. Everything falls immediately to hand. Only thing that changes is the quality of materials used.

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@AutoPap My Mum had one…

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@ListerLawrence Gorgeous thing 😍 Love the colour.

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@autocar My i4 M50 is an astonishingly fast, surprisingly practical thing but is it handsome, Christ no.