matt_bernstein

barstool athlete

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I know that I’m still a child because I laugh every time I fart

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@jess_defranco Sounds like u like it there

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I think being an adult is seeing a railing you really wanna slide down but choose not too

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Do dogs know how old other dogs are

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Cold Oreos are really good don’t ask just try it

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If heat rises why is there snow on mountains

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Yo @Snapchat can u get to work on a dark mode too

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Instagram should make a night mode like twitter has @thatguywhoownsfacebook

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I said it so long ago and they did it woah🤯

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They should let u say hi to the dogs at the si ferry

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People from New Jersey can always say there from “Jersey” but people from New York can’t say there from “York”

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Thanks for 69 followers guys 😉

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did anyone else say “kiss it up to god” when you were little after you dropped food on the floor and ate it?

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@jess_defranco You went to college do u even know the answer 🤔

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Can a tiger and a turtle talk to each other

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Anyone else pretend there sleeping so they can avoid people

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Do animals burp
-LB

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If you ever feel like a loser just know everyone had to win their first race

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How many different places do you think you’ve farted at

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Has anyone ever had food on they’re plate, then moved it around, and could never get it back to how it looked before

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If everyone was famous would someone be famous for not being famous