Matt Bidigare

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

"That's not a protest, that's a terrorist attack. ... Stop using the same word, it's disrespectful. It's ridiculous, and it's shameful to keep calling them protesters."

Draymond Green speaks on the pro-Trump mob breaching the Capitol

(via @KNBR)

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

It's over for you fucks

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

When in line for voting, you can tap on the person's shoulder in front of you and loudly ask, "SOOO WHO YA VOTIN FOR?!" and they are legally required to tell you. If they don't that's a felony 🇺🇲

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

Did anyone else get this email from YouTube? This is really gonna mess up my channel

[Billy Baldwin @BillyBaldwin]

Dearest Abagail,

Delays at JFK.
Anticipate gate change snafus at O’Hare.
Supplies are dwindling.
Down to only Corn Nuts.
Thank God they’re Nacho Cheese.
Morale is low.
Afraid only an upgrade to business will lift troop spirits.

Forever yours,

Mortimer
#RevolutionaryWarAirports

[Dinosaur Earth Society @DinosaurEarth]

yeah sex is great but have you ever researched dinosaur earth for 72 hours non-stop?

[Barstool U @BarstoolU]

#10 @BarstoolMSU takes on #14 @BarstoolILL

Vote in our poll below. You can also tweet the bar’s name using #BarstoolBestBar for an extra vote

@HarpersMSU
@RedLionUofI

[Barstool U @BarstoolU]

#2 @BarstoolOSU takes on #10 @BarstoolMSU

Vote in our poll below. You can also tweet the bar’s name using #BarstoolBestBar for an extra vote

@MidwayonHigh
@HarpersMSU

[Satan @s8n]

Suicide is never the answer. You gotta outlive your enemies.

[Laura Bassett @LEBassett]

Mom: did u have a party while we were gone
me: no
Mom: why is there a beer bottle in my bed
Me: I don’t know. but as you can see I didn’t write any party down in my calendar
Mom: oh. carry on https://t.co/1HdC4rIJ3a

[Colin Kaepernick @Kaepernick7]

Believe in something. Even if it means sacrificing everything. #JustDoIt

[Hunter @HunterKimmel]

DO YOUR THING TWITTER. RT FOR FREE WINGS🔥🙌🏼😫

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

I love optical illusions! Both of these circles are the exact same size. Follow for more science

[East Lansing Police @EastLansingPD]

Memes just write themselves sometimes..

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

So the FCC won't let me be
Or let me be me
So let me see
They try to shut me down on
[the internet]
But it feels so empty without
[net neutrality]