Matt Morgenstern

I am… I am.

[Bad Hombre @Badhombre]

Amazing.

[Reid Wiseman @astro_reid]

There are no words.

[📁 @jvepng]

"Hey Siri!"

Siri:

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

We’ve all made jokes at Jimmy Kimmel’s expense. But Mr. Kimmel is a fellow artist, and I am in fact heartbroken to see the way he has been treated. I believe he is, in his heart of hearts, a good and decent fellow, devoid of malice and hate.

Just kidding, Jimbo. Eat shit.

[✩⋆.ೃ࿔°𝄞 سماء °｡✫彡♪𓇢𓆸 ｡･:*:･ﾟ @skyicidal]

put me on hate island

[Clubratt ★ @clubratt]

Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all ever

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"haven't seen you in a while, what u been up to?"

me:

[Sadie @Sadie_NC]

Spot on!

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

ALL YOU BITCHES DO IS LIE & GO TO SCHOOL FOR NURSING

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

“SAY DRAKE 😃”

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

Tonight we drink for TikTok

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

new photo of heaven just Ieaked omg

[BOOP @Pettyyyboop]

I could look you dead in the face and have no idea what the fuck you just told me.

[Mike Stephens @mikeystephens81]

how am I supposed to read this sentence & not immediately kill myself