mattburns963

keeping it real for over 40 years!

[mattburns963 @mattburns963]

Start the weekend right!

[Rock @TheCensoredRock]

I laughed way too hard at this 😂😂

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Hey @4billholt , this guy perfected our stunt of me calling you in sick to work a million years ago. Funny stuff!

[Crazy Clips @crazyclipsonly]

Dude calls in sick to a place he doesn't work at

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@HotDawgFingers @POTUS For the same reason we build airports for the airlines and interstates for the trucking companies, it's got the the economy.

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Martin had a Discovery Flight with Mark from @GaltAirport and I got to tag along. Martin did a great job as we went from Galt over Lake Geneva and back. I'm not sure Martin or I were more excited!

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@severn58 @Super70sSports I'm pretty sure the B-Boys loathe it as well. 🤔

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@DDale13 @MatthiasWRNL

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@ahsd25supt @AHSD25Thomas Our TMS Timberwolf had a great Oral History Day too. He came home with a lot of interesting stories to share AND a new appreciation for Tang orange juice. 👍

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@hamcarless I stand by my claim that if @Turbo_987 was a president, he'd be a Chet Arthur.

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@AdamSnorak @mleider If you would have seen the sequel 4 times, like me, you'd know that, @mleider !

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@TheNotoriousBRT I got your back!
😁

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@marcuslemonis A list of where your stuff is at.

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@Robert_O_Sims @mrmcderm @tehtech @AnneWheaton I vote Evanston.

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@TheNotoriousBRT You should have seen the line at the Tenacious D concert. #SausageFest @tenaciousd

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Join me in raising money for CAP S Choral Association of Parents and Students!! via @givebutter @LouMalnatis 🍕 https://t.co/j5IMs4qumt

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YouTube's algorithms appropriately served this up to me. I find it simultaneously amusing and relaxing. #wtf
https://t.co/XxzHaMKCUU

[Hersey Dance Team @herseydanceteam]

The Hersey Varsity Dance Team takes the floor at Deerfield High School tomorrow for IHSA Sectionals! We perform at 10:06 am. We’ll see you there!

You must purchase tickets in advance. If you can’t make it, you can watch the livestream. Link in bio!

Thanks for all the support!

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@TheNotoriousBRT Too soon. 😀

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@SundlingJH @SecCardona @GovPritzker @usedgov @ISBEnews Congrats, Paladins!

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@renee_burns_ If by "family" you mean "you and me", I'd agree. 😀
@Air_Zoo

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@kenbone18 The second two are honest mistakes.