MattCalhoun

[MattCalhoun @MattCalhoun]

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2 girls napping. doo dee doo what to do!

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Reason #8 Your Car Smells: Tuna breath. Enter Conan's #20PinetreeAirFresheners Sweepstacular @ http://bit.ly/an50kt

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A sunny day like this just makes you happy to be alive...

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stupid April Fools, got me with the google page...

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You heard me right. I did so well last February that Corporate gave me 2 plaques in lieu of a pay raise.

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Am I scared of a stupid computer? Please.The computer should be scared of me! I have been salesman of the month for 13 out of last 12 months

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It appears that the website has become alive. This happens to computers and robots sometimes.

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Michael: Okay, wow! Easy, booster seat, nobody cares about this party anyway.

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Kevin Maybe you could just change the U into an A
Angela Then it would say lanch partyKevin Would it really be better if it said lanch party

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that means drive safely!! Not that I don't want to see you...

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sounds like this weekend we'll be getting 10-12 inches of snow in chesterfield, I don't want to see any of your cars at our shop on Monday!

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Yo, went to peep @our house with flashlights, it's looking good!

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If anyone heres John say the word "Jank" Please hit him for me......HARD!!

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time to go home!!!! Excited for dinner tonight

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eating yummy cookies with some Folgers!!

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@caljoh316 you in all cases should be embarrassed, just cause....

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@CarissaCalhoun each meas. tool only gets a certain allowed sig figs so when my cup(1) measures 4.889 oz you can only count on the 4.9 oz

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@CarissaCalhoun Its for rounding numbers IE Pi is 3.14 to 2 sig figs or 3.1416 to 4 sig figs.....

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@CarissaCalhoun oh sig figs, you cracks me up!!