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@FirestoneWalker Gone. Bring the clears back.

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Loving the antisemitic “jokes” being yelled over and over again at the bar by the person cleaning the lines @NibsysPub #classy #MerryChristmas #HappyHanukkah #racism is strong with this one.

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In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @elonmusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks

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@netflix

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@woot What’s in the box??? Kate!!

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@duodec @woot I mean, it’s got to be a little embarrassing. Like every staff meeting after…welp we did it again.

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Oh @woot @wootoff you used to be so much fun. 13 years as a member…take me back to the good old days. The simpler days. #glitch #appdown #broken

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What great seats for @Pink Can’t see anything. Wife’s dream and neither @Ticketmaster or @PNCParkEvents helped. In fact, they pointed the finger at each other. Enjoy the show folks.

[Upstate Cancer Center @UpstateCancer]

Big thank you to all the incredible students @NottinghamSCSD for participating in our beneath the surFACE program! You did a beautiful job decorating the radiation masks, and we hope you gained a better understanding of cancer prevention along the way.

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@MensHealthMag Maybe, just maybe they meant “Life, you’re swole”….?

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Ok @wootoff you can tell Mortimer that the @woot bots have won. #bagofcrap #systemfailure beep boop beep beep bleep 💣🤯🧨🤖

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@FirestoneWalker Depends on the beer. I would love to see the 750’s of the vintage series make a come back and support glass for those beers. Cans do have less light issues and should be used for beers that should be drank in a short period of time. Stouts in cans sometimes creates a tin flavor.

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@krockjosh I bought one of the neon signs when they left. It smelled like their roast beef sandwich. And yes, I would go down on occasion to inhale nostalgia.

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@BowlAMF This portion is helpful. Thanks.

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Funny, ⁦@BowlAMF⁩ says “fun has not been canceled”, but at these rates tell me who can really afford a family day out #bowling? $15 per just for a food and beverage credit NOT including what it costs to bowl nowadays. #rethink #business plan #repost

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Happy New Year. Safe rides from @lyft. Order early and wait for 1.5 hours and then they’ll just cancel your ride. Kinda like @SouthwestAir SOOOO GREAT.

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Like I said….

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Houston, somethings not right here. @millerhighlife did I win something? Is this my golden ticket? It will be gone by the time you reply…#MillerTime #friday #highlife

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It seems we are possibly being suppressed by the algorithm for some unknown reason…

So if you see this in your feed, and you like to RAGE then please like and retweet

👊𝚏𝚒𝚜𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚒𝚛 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚑𝚢𝚙𝚘𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚢!

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@McFall_Carrie @krockjosh Thank you. Ms. Vito. No more questions. Thank you very, very much. You’ve been a lovely, lovely witness.