Matt

Penn State 24’

[sean @_sn_n]

77 million people fell for this

[Luke Arcaini @ArcainiLuke]

Seems like Bryce Harper was able to get the ball back from his 200th career home run as a Phillie. He gave the guy who caught it a signed bat and signed jersey down in the basement of CBP.

[Shehan @TheCryptoCPA]

"Renting is throwing money away" hits different when you've just handed a roofer $18,000 on a Tuesday. Ownership has costs that never appear in the mortgage vs. rent comparison. Run the full numbers before picking a side.

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

A SportsCenter graphic that may never be topped

[Brendan @ninthhostage]

"credit scores were only invented in the 70s - we can get rid of them and we should"

Many people have extremely bad intuition of understanding of what financial life was like pre-credit score - I do not think you want to go back to that

[CBain @cbain100]

Tobias is still at 0 btw😭😭

[Matt @mattcas484]

@KevinHornePSU Remember when closing the campuses was supposed to save money and limit tuition increases lmao

[Kevin Horne @KevinHornePSU]

After eliminating access to education for thousands of Pennsylvanians, spending 7-figures union busting, destroying employee morale for the whole university, firing anyone who ever cared about the place, and using the office to grift for her entire family, she deserves it! #WeAre

[pjeffa (🦧,🦧) @jeff82874662]

My dad texting me to warn me that Taco Bell poisoned a bunch of customers in New York State

My brother in Christ, the safest day to fly in the history of the world was September 12, 2001

[Jessy Han @hjessy_]

do we think Grover Cleveland was this much of a bitch about the 1888 presidential election

[isabel f. @ohcrefasi]

lamento confirmar que los rumores son ciertos: vivir cerca de donde trabajas mejora tu calidad de vida infinitamente.

[Frankie “Hot Damn” Kirk @DomingoDomigzz]

Holy shit holy shit holy shit #handicapstall

[Lebron_King23 @Lakers_king23]

Bron been through wars man

[purple🍃✨ @doseofpurple_]

George Orwell worried that a shrinking vocabulary would eventually produce a shrinking range of thought.

It is difficult to think a nuanced thought with a blunt language.

[͏q☂️ @honestlyqu]

went outside for 2 minutes

[Elias🌲𓌏▌ @EliasofNE]

From an unbiased perspective, this was one of the saddest Presidencies in history.

His whole thing was to end Trumpism and ended up giving Trump a golden ticket to Washington

[Jeremy @jeremyct]

My wife and I got into it last night about the grocery bill.

I pulled up an old Target order from February 2020.

28 items. $64.50.

Added every single one back to the cart just to see.

$158.30.
Same 28 items. Same store. Same cart.
$93.80 more.

In five years.
We didn’t buy more.
Didn’t upgrade anything.
Didn’t add a single extra item.

Just needed the same things we always needed.

They told us inflation was transitory. They told us it was under control. They told us the economy was strong.

Our cart didn’t get any of those memos.
145% increase in five years.

Not one member of Congress has looked at a grocery receipt in decades.

And it shows.

[Kamaka @k4maka]

This gotta be tweet of the year😭

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

My doctor confirmed that I consume enough Miller High Life and hint of lime tortilla chips to create a digestive environment untenable for the explosive diarrhea parasite